Yellow Chef!/Quotes
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- Bart: Neither of these look very special to me. What's the difference between the brown stew and the green stew?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Well...one is brown and the other is green.
- Bart: I'm not sure I wanna eat this, Milhouse.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Tell me about it, Bart. I think this is one time I would rather "eat your shorts."
- Bart: Great googly moogly! Gil, you're the chef in this kitchen nightmare?
- Gil Gunderson: I just got the job.
- Bart: Your food has got me in a bad mood.
- Gil: What did you expect to find back here? A gourmet, five-star kitchen?
- Bart: I did hope to find some grub that doesn't smell like old sneakers.
- Gil: You gotta understand...I can only cook with what the school district gives me. Please don't complain about 'ol Gil. If I lose one more job, I'll have to sell another organ.
- Gil: Chef, what do you think of my Darth Vader fish stick funeral pyre?
- Bart: The Force is definitely with you! The burnt fish stick is Vader, but what's with the tater tots?
- Gil: Those are dancing Ewoks.
- Milhouse: Check it out! Wendell's actually keeping his lunch down!
- Nelson Muntz: For once I don't want to smash my lunch over the closest nerd's head!
- Martin Prince: Huzzah!
- Principal Skinner: It's a shame you can't do it again.
- Bart: Sure we can!
- Principal Skinner: No you can't. You used up a whole semester supply of food and spices to make this one lunch!
- Bart: D'oh!
- Bart: Purple stew? What's in a purple stew?
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: You don't wanna know.
