Woeful Weasel

Woeful Weasel

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Game of Games The Sequel Required characters: Wall E. Weasel Optional characters: Squeaky Voice Teen

Woeful Weasel is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Wall E. Weasel to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out. Ugghh...c'mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit? Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I'll need you to see to that. Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?! You'll have to use your car keys. I don't have a car! Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant". The job takes place at Wall E. Weasel's or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup". The job takes place at Wall E. Weasel's, Vesuvius Pizza, Zesty's, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. *scraping cheese with his belt buckle* Ugh, how did my life get to such a low point? Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that. How are you my boss anyways? I'm twice your age! If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark *sigh* What a day. I don't know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow. And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day... I need some relief! Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two? Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker". The job takes Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or a Brown House. *knocks on vertical rolling door* Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I'd introduce myself. Name's Gil. Boy howdee, you sure look like you've been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place? You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers. Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there's some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral! So anyway, here's my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn't I? Here you go, one of Gil's finest brews. What is this? I thought we were drinking beer. Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living. Ol' Gil doesn't have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I'm sleeping. Then things'll be looking up! Well, since we're neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want. Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket. Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies. Whoa, you're talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He's a whiz with that technical stuff. Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil's Other Neighbor". The job takes place at Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance? This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up. But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don't have your smarts. You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come. *walks into rake* *groans* We'll start by cleaning up these rakes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?! You uh...you okay, Bob? I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet. Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean. I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever. And what, pray tell, was this? Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil's Unit". The job takes place at Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Dear God, what is this abomination? Ah, are you two checking out Gil's sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens. And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with! Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I'll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here. Now, just because you live in a cage doesn't mean you have to live like an animal. Let's turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable! Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol' Gil's not getting lead poisoning tonight! Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear. You know what? You're right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world! Well, let's not go overboard. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to show everyone the new me! Task: "Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence". The job takes place at Wall E. Weasel's or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it. *deep sigh* You can do this. You can do this! Heya kids! Wall E.'s here and he's ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel? Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. *hands Wall E. a scooper* Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record! Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games The Sequel quests
The Mysterious Gamer • Dubstepping Up Your Game • Zero G Whiz • A Fat Lot of Good • To the Ends of the Earth • Watch the Skies
Hugh Jass	Pain in the Jass
The Game Master	Crazy Happy Fun World
Cleric Marge	World of Wifecraft
Lady Milhouse	Lady in Dread
Pirate Nelson	Mutiny on the High Suburbs
Strawberry	Malibu Scheme House
Wall E. Weasel	Woeful Weasel
Cosine Tangent	Do the Math