| Mutiny on the High Suburbs
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Mutiny on the High Suburbs is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Pirate Nelson to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark
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Alright, hand over the booty! And by "booty," I mean lunch money.
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But I don't have any lunch money! And my mom says I shouldn't show my booty to anyone except my doctor.
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Yaarrrr! A pirate doesn't care for a scallywag's excuses.
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Hold on. Nelson, are you dressed up as your character from Chunky Island?
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Aye. The life of a pirate suits me. Pillagin' and plunderin' and the like.
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Seems a lot like your normal life.
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Aye. Just with an eyepatch. And less depth perception. *walks into post*
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Task: "Make Pirate Nelson Loot the Kids' Lunch Money". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Hide Booty From Pirate Nelson" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 2 hours.
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Nelson! Did you steal the flamingoes from Mother's yard?
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Steal? Nay. I PLUNDERED 'em!
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*gasp* A maritime technicality! The bane of all principals. *sighs* You're free to go.
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Yo-haw-haw!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark
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Where should my next hornswagglin' be, ya scurvy seadogs?
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Shiver me timbers! I've never heard such good piratin' from a landlubber.
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Who says I'm a landlubber? I've sailed the seven seas as long as any... At least virtually...
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My, my. I can see ye're no average swilldrinker. Ye know, I've got an opening on my crew. Five doubloons a fortnight. What say ye?
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Sink me! That's no small bounty.
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Yar. I'll just need ye to show me that ye know how to handle yerself as a buccaneer.
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Task: "Make Pirate Nelson Prove His Pirating Skills". The job takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Sea Captain Sing an Approving Shanty". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark:
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Ahoy! Here we are, ye powder monkey.
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This is a houseboat.
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Aye. Fastest in the briny deep. You'll start by swabbin' the deck.
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Swabbing the deck?! I thought I was your first mate?
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Yar, ye've got to start at the bottom and work yer way up.
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Blimey, how long is that gonna take?
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A few hours, if'n ye know what ye're doing. Start at the bottom deck and work yer way up to the top. Proper swabbin' order, that is.
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Task: "Make Pirate Nelson Swab the Decks". The job takes place at the Houseboat, Muntz House, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sea Captain Wax the Plank". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Heave ho, lad. Ye about finished up?
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I'd rather be cleaved to the brisket.
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Well ye've got yer terminology down, that's for sure. When ye're done, go ahead and batten down the hatches.
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Be there a storm a-comin'?
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My ex-wife. Same difference.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark
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I've seen better swabbin' jobs. But it's only yer first day. I'm sure ye'll stop bilge-sucking in no time.
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That's it. I'm sick of your "yars" and "ahoys" and "hang 'em from the yardarms". This ship is mine now! *pushes Sea Captain overboard*
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*falling* Mutiny!
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| Task: "Make Pirate Nelson Commandeer the Houseboat". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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And this here be the galley... And over there, that's where I hang the jib.
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Wow. So this place is all yours?
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Aye, until next Wednesday.
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What happens then?
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The dockmaster comes around collecting mooring fees. I'll not be surrendering my copper to the likes of him!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark
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So you're not worried about the Sea Captain coming to take his houseboat back?
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There is NO WAY the Sea Captain is coming to take his houseboat back.
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| Task: "Make Sea Captain Come Take His Houseboat Back". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Avast ye scurvy carouser!
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You're really stretching for pirate terms you haven't used yet.
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Unhand this ship, or else dead men will tell no tales.
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That's not even what that means!
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Okay, fine. Gimme my ship back and I won't tell your mom.
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*grumbles* Fine.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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