 
The Quest for Car
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| The Quest for Car
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Quest for Car is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hell on Wheels content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between April 22, 2022 and May 18, 2022
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Check it out, they have a bunch of old food trucks!
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Food trucks?! I want a food truck!
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Dad, you know these old food trucks don't actually come with food.
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Then what's in all these cabinets? *opening cabinet*
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Looks like cockroaches.
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WAAAAH! Ask them where the food is!
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Task: "Collect Hubcaps" (x115). Task: "Make Simpsons Flee Food Trucks". The jobs take place at 5 and take Auto Yard, Springfield Dump, a Brown House, or the Simpson House.
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What are we going to do now?
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Homer, this town must have another used car dealership. Look at how many casinos and recycling centers there are.
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Let me get this straight, Marge: You want to win money gambling so you can get a car at a recycling center?
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That wasn't what I said...
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Although it's not the worst idea I've heard today.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Food Truck Graveyard
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Welcome to Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles! I am Crazy Vaclav.
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Crazy?
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Is insensitive, yes, but I legally changed name before I became woke, so am stuck with it now.
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We're looking for an affordable, reliable car.
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Affordable and reliable only kind of car Crazy Vaclav have! Look at latest in small Eastern European transport auto.
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Is it inside this box?
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IS this box.
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Ooh, what about this sexy little red sports car? *drool*
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Hands off, pal! That's my car.
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I knew that.
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Then why are you still drooling on it?
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It takes a while to stop once he gets going.
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Task: "Collect Hubcaps" (x115). Task: "Make Homer Pretend He Was Only Kidding". The job takes place at Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, a Shop, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Wipe Drool Off His Car". The job takes place at Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, a Shop, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Krusty, what are you doing at Crazy Vaclav's?
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He's my kosher caviar connection.
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But...caviar can't be kosher because sturgeons don't have scales.
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Vaclav, is what this little girl says true?
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Look, "Crazy" apply to my rabbinical standards, too.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Krusty's Sports Car
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| After completing Pt. 2
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I don't want one of these stupid little boxy cars! I want a sexy, red chick magnet like Krusty.
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Do you mean my nose? Because if you think that's attractive to women, you've never had rosacea.
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I was talking about your car.
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Oh. Say, why don't you come down to the Springfield Auto Show with me?
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Or maybe you stay here and Vaclav can run your credit check.
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Homer, let's just go home and look over the ads in the Springfield Shopper.
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Hmm. All but one of those options is bound to end in humiliation.
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Let's go to the Auto Show!
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*annoyed grumble*
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Task: "Collect Hubcaps" (x115). Task: "Make Homer Leave in a Huff". The job takes place at Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, a Shop, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Drive to the Auto Show". The job takes place at Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, a Shop, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Worry About Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Welcome to the Springfield Auto Show!
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Here are the keys, kid. Make sure you leave the motor running in case I need to make a quick getaway.
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Fifteen dollars parking — payable up front.
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Homer, pay the kid.
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What? Why me?
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I don't carry cash anymore. Or credit cards. Just thumb drives full of crypto.
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Well...uh...let me just check my pockets here... I've got 10 pence from that time I went to England...
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...and 25 centavos from that time I went to Brazil...
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...and a Tofu Bell Rewards card from that time I went to Tofu Bell.
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*sigh* I'll take the card.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Valet Booth
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Boy, parking valets have really gotten aggressive.
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If you want good treatment, you need to be a good tipper.
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Oh yeah? What constitutes good treatment?
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How should I know? I've never left a tip in my life.
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Task: "Collect Hubcaps" (x155). Task: "Make Homer Drool Over Shiny New Cars". The job takes place at Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium, a Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Check Out Concept Clown Cars". The job takes place at Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium, a Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, knock off the drooling you two!
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I beg your pardon. *shows badge* I have the V.I.P. Pass.
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Sorry, sir, that does include full drooling privileges.
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What does my pass get?
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You're not even allowed to speak. You're a J.O.J.
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J.O.J.?
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"Just an Ordinary Jerk."
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Ah, man...
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No speaking!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Auto Show
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Marge was right. I can't afford anything here!
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Homer, you gotta learn to stop holding yourself back. Crappy diem — or whatever that prep school movie said.
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I'm a family man. I need to find something affordable...practical...
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Duffman says come check out the next item up for bid at our charity auction: a Road Monster XXXL 550 Alpha American Edition!
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"Alpha American Edition"? What does that mean?
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This baby has red, white, and blue flood lights; a painting of an eagle on the back gate...
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...and a bass speaker under the driver's seat so you can feel the Star-Spangled Banner in your butt while you drive! OH YEAH!
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Wow! But does it come with a travel mug?
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Task: "Collect Hubcaps" (x195). Task: "Make Homer Bid Without Restraint". The job takes place at Convention Center, Capital City Convention Center, Duff Center Arena, E4 Convention Center, Springfield Hyperstadium, a Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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And the winner of the Road Monster XXXL 550 Alpha American Edition is Howard Sampson!
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Do you mean "Homer Simpson"?
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Duffman is not getting paid enough to care so...OH YEAH!
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Homer, we really want to thank you for supporting our charity with your winning bid. How will you be paying?
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Uh...
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I warned you about speaking.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Fancy Duffman
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Reward
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| Swipe Old Hubcaps
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Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Krusty, Cletus, Lenny, Carl
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4h
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Parking Garage, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Parking Lot, Simpson House
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5, 45
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| Buy New Hubcaps
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Crazy Vaclav, Kliff
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Kliff's Kar Chalet, Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, Simpson House
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8, 70
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