The Coolest Loser

The Coolest Loser

Tapped Out Quest Information

The Coolest Loser is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games content update. It requires Report Card to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark
	Hey Database, want to see something cool?
	Cooler than an ellipse with foci at plus and minus 1?
	No, not that cool. I found a Radioactive Man #1 comic at a garage sale.
	Illogical. Why would someone sell such a valuable treasure?
	It was Principal Skinner's and his mother made him sell it.
If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database Admire the Comic". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Report Card Brag About Finding the Comic". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark
	You pirate scum! You won't get away with our town's doubloons!
	Yes we shall, and make you walk the plank into the bargain!
	Are you guys playing pirates?
	Yeah! You want to be a terrified victim who begs for mercy?
	No, I want to manage the pirate loot spreadsheet.
	No way. I'm the leader, I get to do the accounting.
Task: "Make Report Card Play Make Believe". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	Hey, did you know you can get paid to play video games?
	Giant amounts of money to push buttons that go beep boop.
	What am I doing in school then?!
	From now on my name is "Tore Up His Report Card".
Task: "Make Report Card Become a Professional Streamer". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

The quest name is a reference to The Biggest Loser franchise.

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Game of Games • E4 No Access Pass • Wild Wild Quest • Siblings and Sorcery • Fourscore and a Halfmonth
The Detonator	What Makes the Gamer
Dash Dingo	Dingo Out of Water
Report Card	The Coolest Loser
Grief Counselor	Pain Killer
Stick Up Walrus	Mr. Tusk Guy
Mr. Dirt	Hunger of the Heart
Blocko Angelica Button	If Blocks Could Talk
Krustcraft Krusty	Return to Krustcraft
General Splattin'	Strong Arm Salute
SmellYaL8r	Final Brodown
Buildings/Decorations	Eye of the Storm • A Man, a Mess, and a Mop