| The Clam Before the... Other Clams
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Clam Before the... Other Clams is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Shiver Me Barnacles content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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Come on Quimby, just do this one thing for me.
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I-er can't fire half the firemen just because you want to win your softball league.
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But the firemen are unbeatable! Even their dalmatian is batting over .400!
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Don't you guys have police K-9s specially trained for softball?
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We do, but they keep getting distracted on the field. Turns out a lot of bodies get buried under baseball diamonds...
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Last game, our German shepherd struck out while digging up Paul "The Prosciutto" Palermo.
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He was Fat Tony's personal prosciutto curer.
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That man made a lot of enemies and also a mean Italian sub.
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YARRRRRRRRRRR!
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Er... this is a private dinner...
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My trusty wooden leg and me will be hittin' you o'er the skull for the wrong you've done to me Squidport!
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Don't assassinate me! Whatever I did... I'll undo it! I'll press "undo"!
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I'm sending you to Davey Jones' locker, Mayor!
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*scared noises*
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*scared noises*
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*eating noises*
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If Sea Captain is owned: Task: "Make the Sea Captain Yell at Quimby". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Regret Whatever Caused This". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Call the Police". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Explain Why it Went to Voicemail". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
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*panting* If I wasn't here, Sea Captain probably would have attacked the mayor — which means I saved the mayor's life!
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Hold yer shackles, Wiggum. You didn't save any life! My intention was to exercise my God-given right as a sailor to voice my discontent with the scallywags in power.
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To seek a parlay, if you will.
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Wiggum, arrest this man.
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No need. I'm leaving!
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But I swear on the name of Poseidon and all the Fishiest Gods of the Holy Sea, that I'll have my revenge, Mayor Quimby... through the proper channels of the Springfield justice system of course.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "the calm before the storm."
