| The Bully Pulpit
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Bully Pulpit is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Choppers content update. It requires Wilbur Nurple to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Wilbur Nurple's exclamation mark
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You're listening to The Bully Pulpit on KBLY — aka K-BULLY.
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We're your source for bully news, bully weather, and bully sports. 100% supported by the generous donations acquired from nerds of Springfield, Shelbyville, and certain parts of North Haverbrook within broadcast range.
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I'll be taking callers right after this weather update.
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| Task: "Make Wilbur Nurple Give the KBLY Weather Update". The job takes place at KBBL Radio, KJAZZ, Springfield Multicultural Center, Community Center, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Wilbur Nurple's exclamation mark
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Alright, caller. You're on the air with KBLY. Go ahead.
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Uh, yeah. Hey! I heard you killed Chester with a slingshot and then got outsmarted by a couple of elementary school kids and then got punched by an old man and ran away crying.
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What? Who told you that?! Was it Steve? You can't believe anything that guy says.
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And if you repeat any of those definitely-not-true things to anyone, then I'll see you in court.
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I'm already on air saying them! Also, aren't you like forty? You have nothing better to do than threaten kids on public access radio?
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I'm thirty-eight. And no, I do not.
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Actually, now I do. To all my listeners, I'll be on the streets tonight, looking for this punk kid caller. I don't know who you are or where you live, but I'll be out there...coming for you...
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And we'll be right back after these important bully messages.
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Task: "Make Wilbur Nurple Prowl the Town". The job takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Follow Wilbur Nurple". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wilbur Nurple's exclamation mark
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Caller, you're on KBLY's The Bully Pulpit. What's on your mind tonight?
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Uh, yeah this is Chief Wiggum. I heard that you were bullying little kids on your show.
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Yeah, that's right. And what are you gonna do about it, loser?
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Hey, man, I just wanted to give you some tips. I've got a lot of experience with these punks.
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Task: "Make Wilbur Nurple Get Tips From Wiggum". The job takes place at KBBL Radio, KJAZZ, Springfield Multicultural Center, Community Center, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Impart His Years of Wisdom". The job takes place at KBBL Radio, KJAZZ, Springfield Multicultural Center, Community Center, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wilbur Nurple's exclamation mark
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Thanks for calling in caller. The Bully Pulpit is yours, go ahead.
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Wow, I can't believe I'm actually on the air. I've been calling in for years but never got past your screener!
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Yes, Kevin is very discerning. We get a lot of nutjobs calling in, ya know?
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Well, I'm a longtime listener, first time caller. What I wanted to ask was: can I join your bully gang?
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Ah, so you think you're Purple Nurple material, do you?
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Yes, sir. I've got my own gang, but they're a bunch of elementary school amateurs. I'm ready to take the leap to professional bullying.
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Oh one second, it looks like Kevin is putting through a second caller. Caller, you're on the air.
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Uh, yeah. I just wanted to let you know that your other caller is a JERK and a total dweeb and you shouldn't let him into your gang.
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Oh, folks it sounds like there's trouble in paradise tonight.
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Pfft. Paradise? You call the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard paradise? Jimbo, I think we should take a break and start seeing other gangs.
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*gasp* You can't break up with me. I break up with you! I said it first!
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Well, just as it was getting juicy here on KBLY, we're out of time. Tune in tomorrow night to hear the finale of this bullies' quarrel.
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And don't forget to watch me live on the street for another episode of "Bully on the Street". Swing by for a free wedgie and a "KICK ME" post-it note autograph.
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| Task: "Make Wilbur Nurple Record "Bully on the Street"". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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