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Shopping for School Supplies the Bart Simpson Way!/Quotes

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Bart: End of the Summer got you down? Don't let your trip to the store for school supplies go to waste! Just try.. Shopping for School Supplies the Bart Simpson Way!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Who are you talking to?

Lisa: Bart, you've pulled this prank a thousand times. Don't you have any new material?
Bart: As a mater of fact, I do. Before I put the spider on the string, I had it in my mouth.
Lisa: Ewww!

Bart: Need something to do during recess? just glue two protractors together and you're got a nerd-chucker. Dweebs won't know what hit 'em.
Cosine Tangent: ow! I thought angles were my friend!