Penny-Wiseguys/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
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Lisa: Mmm, tasty. Love the texture. What is it?
Lunchlady Dora: Beetle mush.
Lisa: But I'm a vegetarian!
Lunchlady Dora: So am I. Lots of committed vegetarians eat insects.
Lisa: Really?
Lunchlady Dora: Get real. There's bug parts in peanut butter. And every year, the average American eats eight spiders in his sleep. It's all here in this book.

Bart: Lisa eats bugs!
Homer: Bart! This is America. Anyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much.

Lisa: Bart, I can't eat bugs anymore. Please, please take my grasshoppers as far away as you can and release them into the wild.
Bart: Okay, but when I grow up and I'm living on your couch, and I drink all your booze, and sell your jewelry, you got to be cool.
Lisa: I'll be cool.
Bart: But I will not be sharing my mini-fridge with Homer.
Lisa: He's there too?

Homer: Dan!
Dan Gillick: How do you keep finding me?
Homer: You really should tweet less.
Dan Gillick: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.

Dan Gillick: Sorry, guys. Emergency meeting at work.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh, please, I am missing eight birthday parties for this!
Moe Szyslak: Just granny-throw it!
Dan Gillick: Keep my ball.
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River • Treehouse of Horror XXIII • Adventures in Baby-Getting • Gone Abie Gone • Penny-Wiseguys • A Tree Grows in Springfield • The Day the Earth Stood Cool • To Cur, with Love • Homer Goes to Prep School • A Test Before Trying • The Changing of the Guardian • Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing • Hardly Kirk-ing • Gorgeous Grampa • Black-Eyed, Please • Dark Knight Court • What Animated Women Want • Pulpit Friction • Whiskey Business • The Fabulous Faker Boy • The Saga of Carl • Dangers on a Train