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Once Bitten, Twice Die

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Once Bitten, Twice Die
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXX
Required characters: Kang, Kodos, Marge, Milhouse, Homer
Optional characters: Zia Simpson, Grampa, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Count Dracula, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): Same Mistakes, New Plan
Next quest(s): Rigellian Reckoning

Once Bitten, Twice Die is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXX content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between November 6, 2019 and November 20, 2019
Marge - Sad I don't want to be a bother but can we have some water? It's so hot being captured and housed in these mines.
Zia Simpson - Sad Sorry, Grandma. I didn't know my stable of monsters would take over Springfield and you.
Marge - Serious Destroying Springfield is bad. But worse... could you stop calling me Grandma?!
Frankenstein's Monster - Angry *thrusts a flaming torch*
Bart - Surprised I thought Frankensteins were afraid of fire.
Frankenstein's Monster - Happy Frankenstein work through his fire issues.
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x50).
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Simpson Take All the Credit". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Confront Zia Simpson". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kodos Confront Zia Simpson". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
After starting Kodos' job
Zia Simpson - Annoyed You aliens should be happy. I've made you a huge success.
Kang Yeah, about that. We need to talk.
Zia Simpson - Snide What's on your mind, Doc Guac?
Kang - Angry It was our idea to take over Springfield. Yet, you're taking all the credit and more than the standard ten percent fee.
Kodos - Angry All the monsters are loyal to you and not us.
Zia Simpson - Apathetic It's all part of my packaging fee. Remember, you two Jello Jigglers would be nothing but space debris if it wasn't for me.
Kang She's become worse than our previous agent.
Kodos We should have seen this coming, but with one eye we have no depth perception.
Kodos It's come to this... Zia, you're fired.
Zia Simpson - Surprised What?! I can't be fired! You work for me. I swear you aliens will never destroy in this town again!
After finishing the tasks
Kang I thought our Agent of Destruction had our best interests in mind but she was just looking out for herself.
Kodos We dreamed of dancing on all your graves.
Marge - Annoyed That isn't a very nice dream.
Kodos Don't judge. You really had to see the dance.
Kang Maybe all hope is not lost if you humans join with us to get revenge.
Bart - Determined I'm all in on getting revenge!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Seven Sisters

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Bart - Sad Someone help! I'm stuck under a big rock.
Frankenstein's Monster Frankenstein will save you, then kill you! Then have cigar with blind man.
Kang - Angry *knocks out Frankenstein*
Nelson - Happy Haw-haw. You flattened his flat-top!
Lisa - Shouting Let's hurry. We need to get out of here!
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x100).
Task: "Make Simpsons Break Out of Prison" (x3). The jobs take place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and take 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Break Out of Prison". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kodos Break Out of Prison". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Homer - Pained I'm tired of running. No one told me prison breaks would be exercise.
Kang Where can a family of five with two aliens hide?
Marge - Happy I know just the place.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Pumpkin House or Donut12

Characters that can do the "Break Out of Prison" job are:

Grampa, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Marge - Scared The monsters have taken over! Zia has even re-enlisted Dracula. He's joined forces with her.
Marge - Sad Two Agents of Destruction against us?! This is out of control!
Kodos - Happy Don't worry, Grandma. We've got a plan.
Marge - Angry Would EVERYONE stop calling me Grandma!
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x100).
Task: "Make Marge Be Offended". The job takes place at a Pumpkin House or Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Count Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Count Dracula Join Forces With Zia". The job takes place at a Pumpkin House or Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Lisa - Worried Dracula has a device to access an interdimensional portal.
Marge - Thoughtful How come everyone has one of those except us?
Lisa - Happy We can use his to find a hero, then use that hero against the agents.
Kodos Fight with an agent?! I'm not sure I want to do that.
Lisa - Shouting We don't have a choice. Zia and Dracula will find us, and we need to fight back.
Homer Then I'll snag Drac's device and meet you back here tomorrow.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Three Bears House

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Lisa Zia, are you there?
Zia Simpson Yes, Mom.
Lisa - Confused Mom? Wait... oh right. I am your mom. Why would you work against me?
Zia Simpson - Sad You're right. I wanted to control the world, but now I realize I just wanted to control my own life. I'm sorry.
Count Dracula - Happy No Agent of Destruction says she's sorry. It shows weakness. Yes, I'm back in control!
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x100).
Task: "Make Milhouse Immediately Surrender". The job takes place at the Three Bears House and takes 8 hours.
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Simpson Double Double Cross Her Family". The job takes place at the Three Bears House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Attack Count Dracula". The job takes place at the Three Bears House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kodos Attack Count Dracula". The job takes place at the Three Bears House and takes 8 hours.
After starting all jobs
Count Dracula - Annoyed Get off me, you worms!
Kodos You call your best clients worms?
Count Dracula - Dreamy "Worm" is an affectionate term in the bizness.
Kang - Angry Quick humans, while we struggle, you escape!
Homer - Happy You slime balls aren't so bad after all.
Kang We're not doing this for you. If you die now, we can't destroy you ourselves later.
Zia Simpson - Annoyed Not so fast. I'm back with Drac.
Marge - Confused What?! Why?
Zia Simpson I have a lot of conflicting emotions. It's what teens are good at.
After finishing the tasks
Kodos - Defensive Why did you betray us, Human Girl?
Zia Simpson - Snide Mostly because I think you guys are idiots.
Count Dracula - Scary Take them to the Witch's house and let her roast them for dinner.
Kang - Scared So this is how agents drop clients?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Gingerbread House w/ Suzanne the Witch or Donut12

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Kang - Angry How dare you beer batter us!
Suzanne the Witch The batter was Homer's idea. Now stop struggling. I don't like my food to be tough.
Bart - Angry I'll show you tough. *pushes her into the oven*
Suzanne the Witch - Sad Why do I always leave the oven door open?! *screams*
Lisa - Shouting C'mon! We have to hurry! Zia and Dracula are going to use the Ultranet device to consume souls.
Homer - Sad *moans* We're not staying for Witch BBQ?
Task: "Collect Lost Souls" (x100).
Task: "Make Kang Attempt to Stop Count Dracula". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kodos Attempt to Stop Count Dracula". The job takes place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Simpsons Attempt to Stop Count Dracula" (x3). The jobs take place at Dracula's Castle or a Brown House and take 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Eat Barbeque". The job takes place at the Gingerbread House or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
After starting all jobs
Bart - Annoyed Didn't you get the memo, Count Lame-ula? We're crashing your coffin party.
Kang - Happy Or... make you a deal: give us back our ship and kill all the humans, and we'll call it even.
Marge - Confused I REALLY don't know whose side to be on anymore.
Zia Simpson - Happy Then be on my side, 'cause I'm back on yours. *explaining tone* Teenager, remember?
Count Dracula - Annoyed That's it. I'm closing this deal right now. *flips switch*
After finishing the tasks
Bart and Lisa - Scream *Scream*
Marge - Sleepy What happened? There was a flash of light and then I passed out.
Lisa - Sad Mom, I don't feel so good. *collapses*
Bart - Sneaky It's probably just gas.
Bart - Exhausted Uh-oh. Is gas contagious? *collapses*
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Underground Piano w/ Martin of the Opera

Characters that can do the "Attempt to Stop Count Dracula" job are:

Grampa, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Capture Spirits Grampa, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, Maggie 4h Fogbury Cemetery, Springfield Cemetery, or Brown House Lost Soul5, XP45
Take Souls From Innocents Bridge Troll Moe, God Deep Dark Woods or Brown House Lost Soul8, XP70