| Craft Brew Ha-Ha
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Craft Brew Ha-Ha is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXX content update. It requires Bridge Troll Moe to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
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Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.
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Why won't people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?
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Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.
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No problem. We've climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.
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Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.
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Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
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Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? *snarl* *claw* *claw*
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What the hell is that thing?!
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I don't care if beer is cheap over there, I'm not crossing that bridge.
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Please, don't go!
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Wait a minute... new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn't have to cross bridges to get their booze.
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| Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
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Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.
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I'll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.
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These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.
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A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate...
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And for booze... folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there's gotta be alcohol in it.
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| Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
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Come one, come all, "Moe's Troll Hole" is open for business!
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What?! Where is everyone?
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Don't people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"
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*sigh* Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.
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| Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark
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Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It's free!
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I'll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?
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All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get 'em.
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What if we get the wrong answer?
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Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul...
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But if I get the riddle right, it's free booze!
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And if we're wrong, it's just our toe or my soul. We're in!
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Task: "Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze". The job takes place at the Deep Dark Woods and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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