On Flanders' Lawn

"On Flanders' Lawn"

Song Information Characters: Ned "Folksy" Flanders Appearance(s): Flanders' Book of Faith

"On Flanders' Lawn" is a song by Ned as a part of The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres.

Lyrics

On Flanders' lawn the green grass grows

Sprinkily-dinkled by a hose,

But what demon seed lay in repose

On Flanders' lawn?

They are the weeds. The living dead,

"Dind-dang-diddly!" shouts out of Ned,

"Skidaddily-doo!", And yet they spread

On Flanders' lawn.

Take up the battle, grave the hoe!

Whoa, Nellie! How fast they grow!

We'll fight all night 'til come the dawn.

We shall not sleep, lest more evil spawn.

On Flanders' lawn.

Yes, indeedily-weedily, it has come to blows.

There will be no peace, all Springfield knows,

'Til once again the green grass grows

On Flanders' lawn.

Appearances

• Book – Flanders' Book of Faith