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Flanders' Book of Faith

Book Information Publication date: April 7, 2008 September 19, 2008 Series: The Simpsons Library of Wisdom Pages: 96 Genre: Comedy Price: £7.99 $9.95 $11.95 Publisher: HarperCollins

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Flanders' Book of Faith is the seventh book in The Simpsons Library of Wisdom series. It was released in the United Kingdom on April 7, 2008 and in the USA and Canada on September 19, 2008.

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"Hi-diddly-ho, true believers! Ned Flanders, everyone's favorite no–nonsense neighborino, is here to lend a helping hand, full of homespun and home-schooled hints. Follow the Nedster as he leads you through the thorny debate over church vs. state, comparing the Commandments to the Constitution; focus on the Flanders' family tree; get a glimpse of Springfield through Ned's Neighborhood Watch, and learn the forbidden words (a.k.a. Neddy No-Nos) in the Flanders' household."

"This gospel of goodness also includes a souvenir map to Praiseland, the shrine and amusement park dedicated to his late wife, Maude; Ned's Comic Book of Virtues; and a sampling of the SharpeN'Edge, a catalogue of the left-handed luxuries available only at the Leftorium. Whether you live north, south, east or even west of the Bible belt, good ol' Nedilly Doodilly will put you on the road to righteousness!"

"It's the ding-dangiliest book of wisdom yet. It's the... Flanders' Book of Faith!"

Contents

• Ned's Top 40
• Focus on the Flanders Family Tree
• Ask-Aroonie the Nedster! Ned Answers Kids' Questions about Religion (Part One)
• Ned's Daily-Diddly Diary!
• Maude Flanders: Late Mate and Mother of Ned's Little Kididdles
• Rod & Todd: Ned's Li'l Christian Soldiers
• What Would Ned Do? (Part One)
• Ned's List of Laudable Lefties
• The SharpeN' EDge
• The Many Manly Mustaches of Man
• Anatomy of Ned
• What Would Ned Do? (Part Two)
• Scrub-a-Dub Flanders' Naughty Lyrics Laundry
• A Ned Flanders Cookbook!
• Ask-Aroonie the Nedster! Ned Answers Kids' Questions about Religion (Part Two)
• Ned's Lifetime To-Diddly-Diddly-Do List!
• Junior Camper Oath
• Junior Camper Merit Badges Earned in Recognition of Meritorious Achievement
• God: The Alpha and the Omega, Maker of Heaven and Earth
• The Devil: The Enemy, The Great Deceiver, The Lord of the Flies
• Neddy No-No's: Words Forbidden in the Flanders Home
• A Comic Book of Virtues
• Praiseland Souvenir Map
• Tiny Traumatized Tykes: Ned's Collection of Humble Figurines
• Still Image from God's Webcam: Ned Flanders' Desk
• Flanders-Approved Textbooks for Todd and Rod from the Texas Home School Book Depository
• Ask-Aroonie the Nedster! Ned Answers Kids' Questions about Religion (Part Three)
• Ned's Nix and Picks from the Flap Doodle Music Album Archives
• Reverend Timothy Lovejoy: Spiritual Leader of Springfield
• Helen Lovejoy: Pastor's Wife and Town Gossip
• 40 Types of People You Meet in Church
• Homer Simpson's Dream Church
• The 10 Commandments vs. The Bill of Rights
• Ned-Approved Family-Safe TV Viewing Log
• Happy to Meat Ya! From the New Fashion Collection of Ned's BBQ Aprons
• Inside Ned's Brain
• What Would Ned Do? (Part Three)
• Rod and Todd-Safe Halloween Costumes
• Ned's DVD Shelf!
• Ask-Aroonie the Nedster! Ned Answers Kids' Questions about Religion (Part Four)
• The Slippery Slope: Ned Flanders' Illustrated Pocket Guide to the 21 Danger Signs along the Road to Moral Decay
• What Would Ned Do? (Part Four)
• The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres
• Ned's Beatnik Parents: Angel-Headed Hipsters
• The Flanders Family Newsletter
• Ned's Christmas List
• Ned's Bumper Stickers
• Ned's Bottom 40

External links

• Flanders' Book of Faith at HarperCollins UK

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