Old Yeller-Belly/Quotes
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- Bart: Mr. Secretary, can you read the minutes of our last meeting?
- Milhouse: Girls are yucky, seconded and carried. [turns page] A fart was detected. Martin denied it and so was ruled to have supplied it.
- Bart: Good.
- Marge: Family head count. Pointy, pointy, spiky, stylish... Gasp! Where's baldy?
- Lisa: Why does a dog have human girlfriends?
- Marge: People do crazy things in ads... like eat at Arby's.
- Duffman: Are you there, God? It's me, Duffman.
- [A great white shark is about to attack Homer.]
- Homer: Ok Homer, now how did that naked lady form Jaws survive?
- Milhouse: Skinned elbows? All right! Time to score some pitty... Mommy!
- Bart: [as Marge] Lisa this is your mother. The doctor says your butt's too big.