Ninety-Nine Dinosaurs

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"Ninety-Nine Dinosaurs"
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Song Information
Singers: Patti Harrison
Characters: Hailey
Length: 1:22
Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Carolyn Omine and Kai Omine
Appearance(s): "Yellow Mirror"

"Ninety-Nine Dinosaurs" is a song by Hailey on Tot-Tube.

Lyrics[edit]

Ninety-nine dinosaurs,
Jumping on the bed...
One stood up and tore his shirt.
Eighty-six dinosaurs...
Eighty-five dinosaurs winding up a watch.
One ran around and bumped his crotch.
Eighty-four dinosaurs...
Seventy-seven dinosaurs trying to hang a wreath.
One slipped on the floor and shattered their teeth.
Two dinosaurs learning how to...

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Due to other dialogue throughout the scene, many of the lyrics are cut off and spoken over.

Appearances[edit]