| Lumber-sensible
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Lumber-sensible is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All American Auction content update. It requires Paul Bunyan to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Spread your wisdom of the forest. Turn these people away from discount consumerism and teach them how to be thankful for what they have.
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Eh, hard pass.
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What?! I thought you'd want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.
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Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.
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You're just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?
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Man, you're really fixated on the lumberjack thing.
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Just please help us.
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I'm Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.
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| Task: "Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch With Big Blue". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Paul Bunyan's exclamation mark
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You're my boy, Big Blue! Now fetch this two-hundred-year-old redwood!
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Good boy! I'm glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox.
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Now, let's get out of this Springfield dump...
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Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That's a steal!
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This guy's the worst!
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| Task: "Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn't about buying stuff?
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*sigh* Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity.
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Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans... do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe?
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Also, don't you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?
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Black Friday is an American right. Go back to the lumberjack land you came from!
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Screw it. You're on your own with this one, Ned.
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| Task: "Make Paul Bunyan Go Nuts in an Arboretum". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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