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All American Auction
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All American Auction
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level:
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15
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Update:
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All American Auction
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Required characters:
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Quimby, Moe, The Simpsons Family, Ned
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Optional characters:
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Marge, Comic Book Guy, Alice Glick, Herman, Homer, Apu, Skinner, Barney, See Currency-earning jobs
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All American Auction is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All American Auction content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After starting the update
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Welcome to the Turkey Pardoning.
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Kill the turkeys! Kill the turkeys!
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Carve them from wattle to tail!
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Er-uh, I can't decide which one to pardon. They all look so equally non-cute.
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So, I'm pardoning every turkey in Springfield! Thanksgiving is hereby cancelled!
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You can't do that! The only other holiday in November is Black Friday!
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Then I hereby declare every day in November: "Black Friday".
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Yay! Quimby! Quimby! Quimby!
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Hmm, every day Black Friday... I can buy up all the discount stuff in town and sell it at a huge markup!
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Task: "Make Quimby Flip the Holiday Script". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 6 seconds.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After completing the Intro
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Come to Moe's tent at the Swap Meet! I have every shoe from Foot Warehouse, all the fries from Krusty Burger, and last year's model of everything from the Mapple Store.
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I'll take six orders of fries, and some of those Bluetooth headphones that Marge says forever alter your brain.
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Homer, you shouldn't be buying this stuff at my crazy marked-up prices. I'm mainly selling to out-of-towners.
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Suckers. Hey, are my forty-two dollars' worth of fries ready?
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Every day is Black Friday in Springfield now. The law says everything, even beer, has to be ninety percent off.
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Going to Moe's! Sorry! Bye!!!
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Wait! I'm not there! I'm... he'll figure it out.
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Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Moe Sell All of His Merchandise". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall, or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Swap Meet
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After completing Pt. 1
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After a week of highly discounted sales, a surplus in purchased goods has brought about the triumphant return of the Springfield Swap Meet.
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While the rest of town looted Sprawl Mart for their "electronics", I bought two thousand of those How-To-Sell-Things books.
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It's the Gold Rush and I own all the shovels...
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On the first day of the Black Friday sales, Bart and Milhouse bought all of my comics at the ninety percent off price.
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Now I have to go to their booth and pay a premium for their safe return.
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I've bought and sold everything. You name it. Washers and dryers, insurance policies, teppanyaki griddles, field hockey equipment, Canadian flags... I can keep going.
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Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Springfield Swappers Sell Sell Sell". The jobs take place at the Springfield Swap Meet and take 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Swap Meet Stage
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Characters that can do the task are:
After completing Pt. 2
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Can you believe people bought all this junk just because it was on sale?
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Marge, I bought another ping-pong table... where should I put it?!
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People have forgotten what Thanksgiving's all about.
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Yeah, and we're all without turkeys. What are we doing about, you know, the dinner?
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All the grocery stores have left are packets of powdered cranberry sauce and turkey bouillon cubes...
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*drool* Technically still food.
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Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Simpsons Family Have a Thanksgiving Meal" (x3). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
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Message
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You've unlocked the "Be Sharps Reunion" animated job for Homer, Apu, Skinner, and Barney.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 "Be Sharps Reunion" animated job
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After completing Pt. 3
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So you see Homer, even though it makes no sense, everyone's either broke or got nothing left to sell.
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I still have thousands of How-To-Sell-Things books. You want all of them?
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But the month of Friday is not over yet! And that's why I've called you here. To sing away Springfield's economic problems... quartet-style.
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You think having people perform will increase sales?
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It worked for all those large shopping malls in the nineties.
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But did it really? Did it?
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Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Be Sharps Reunite" (x4). The job takes place at the Swap Meet Stage and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the task are:
After completing Pt. 4
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Stop! Stop! Stop! This is a disaster.
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Did people buy too much stuff?
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No, I didn't realize how much people hate barbershop quartets. People paid me to make you stop!
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Which I can use to go shopping. Happy Black Friday month!
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This is terrible. Thanksgiving is the fourteenth holiest of American Holidays. It's time for the big man upstairs to step in.
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Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200). Task: "Make Ned Summon an American Legend". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Paul Bunyan
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
Task
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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Auction More Than They Own
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Marge, Moe, Homer, Ned, Apu, Quimby, Kirk, Comic Book Guy
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4h
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Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall, or Springfield Elementary
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5, 45
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Auction Way More Than They Own
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CJ Pro Bidder
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8, 70
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