| Land of the Flies
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Land of the Flies is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update. It requires the Hell Teacher to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark
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Class, meet your new teacher, freshly transferred from Hellementary School. This is Miss...uh...
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Just call me Hellen.
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Um, yes, of course. Are you sure you can handle these hellions, Hellen?
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Hey! Nelson just gave me a wet willy!
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Wet willy him back.
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But won't I get in trouble?
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Wrath is a virtue. What better way to grow young minds than to encourage them to seek retribution on their enemies?
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I love my new teacher!
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Task: "Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Revenge". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Nerds Contemplate Vengeance" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 60 minutes.
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This is every nerd's fantasy!
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Be warned. It could be an Ackbar scenario.
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But what if it's NOT a trap? If we knew we wouldn't get in trouble, what would we do?
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I have some ideas on three-by-five cards I've housed in a rented storage unit over the years.
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How many have you collected?
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Hundreds of thousands. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark
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So what have my fine little minds come up with? As we say in Hell, one must strike while the iron is hot.
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And irons are always hot in Hell. Not like on the surface. Your irons cool way too quickly.
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We're still not convinced we won't get in trouble for this, so we're starting with a simple prank that can't easily be traced back to us.
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The classic "itching powder in the gym shorts". Gym class is next period.
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Man, something doesn't feel right here.
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Yeah, something's hapnin' with my junk. But it's dodgeball time and I can put itching aside if it means we get to Nail-A-Nerd!
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Task: "Make Hell Teacher Enjoy the Spectacle". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Scratch Themselves Embarrassingly" (x3). The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Nerds Win Dodgeball" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 2 hours.
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They scratch themselves like monkeys!
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Hahaha! What a bunch of losers!
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What is this strange feeling?
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This must be that thing called shame!
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Let's get out of here!
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We did it!
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Very good, children! But bullies are known to retaliate.
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Retaliation on retaliation? This is a vicious wedgie-producing cycle!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark
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That tears it! Itching powder, Vaseline on our locker handles, and whatever it is you nerds did to make Kearney grow pink hair...
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It's time for you dweebs to — OWW!
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FYI, we ran out of prank ideas, so now we're just going to tase you.
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Run for it!
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Well-played, gentlemen! Now that you have all the power, it's time you embraced it!
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Ja! Oompa-power!
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Task: "Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Seize the Day". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Nerds Storm Skinner's Office" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 3 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Feel His Authority Slipping Away". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
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I'm in charge and I say out of my office!
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Correction, sir. You WERE in charge.
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Yeah! There's some new kids on the block and it's not New Kids On The Block. It's us!
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Your new agenda is all in this spreadsheet.
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I'm outraged and yet impressed. How can one not respect a quality spreadsheet!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark
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The coffee in the teachers' lounge is all gone! There's nothing but juice boxes!
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My field hockey sticks have been replaced with gaming computers!
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Where are my brass instruments?! All that's here are cellos and violins!
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And my dodgeballs have been desecrated! The nerds are out of control!
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I think it's good to see the little tykes showing some initiative. Skinner?
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*crawling out of his office* That's SERGEANT Skinner to you! Now heads down in the jungle! Charlie is everywhere!
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*sigh* Flashback much, Seymour?
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Task: "Make Hell Teacher Calm the Faculty Down". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Try to Get His Platoon Back Together". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Fear! Fear is the key. If the enemy doesn't fear you, they won't respect you, and then you have no authority!
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Grodin, Barnes, I need you! King and Bunny re-engage the enemy! We have to take the high ground, men! We have to push Charlie back!
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Is he talking to the nerds?
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Don't care. I'm not going anywhere near those little freaks while that teacher from Hell has their backs.
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You mean their Russian advisor? Take her "out"! Good thinking, King!
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Wait. Now I'm King? I sorta like that.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark
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Boys, I have some good news to share with you!
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They agreed to rename the school after Isaac Asimov?
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No. I've been offered a job at Shelbyville Elementary for twice the pay.
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Nein! You cannot leave us here!
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You'll be fine! Nerds who take on bullies always end up fine.
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*gulp*
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Task: "Make Hell Teacher Prepare to Leave Springfield". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Nerds Explain How They Won't Be Fine" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 2 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Lead a Platoon Counteroffensive". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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We can handle things without Hell Teacher.
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Alright men, prepare to engage!
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We'll be engaged? But I've never had a girlfriend!
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So your scary protector isn't here anymore, eh, nerds?
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Get ready for group wedgies!
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I had a dream that wedgies were how I was going to die!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the novel Lord of the Flies by William Golding.
