Lady Krusty

Lady Krusty is a range of Krusty the Clown-themed merchandise for women.

History

Krusty had infomercials for Lady Krusty running twenty-four hours a day. One of the infomercials was for the Lady Krusty Moustache Removal System and was hosted by Johnny Unitas. In the infomercial, the model, Angelique, used the device on her upper lip, and Unitas asked her what she thought of it. Angelique said "Krusteriffic" and asked if her upper lip was supposed to bleed, to which Unitas tersely replied, "Probably."

Appearances

• Episode – "Homie the Clown"

Krusty merchandise
Food
Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes • Extra Krusty Chicken • Frosty Krusty Flakes • Frosty Krusty O's • Klump Bar • Krustaceans • Krusty Bar • Krusty Beef Jerky • Krusty Brand Cherry Pie Filling • Krusty Brand Duck Sausage Pizza • Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel • Krusty Brand Pork Products • Krusty Brand Self-Cooking Glo-Rito • Krusty Brand Sheep's Bladder • Krusty Brand Slender Vittles • Krusty Burgers (The Krust Deluxe • Bag O' Beef • The Clogger • Laffy Meal • LGBTQBLT • Mother Nature Burger • Ribwich) • Krusty Charms • Krusty Chips • Krusty Fries • Krusty Ham • Krusty Kritters • Krusty Olio • Krusty Snak Kakes • Krusty Wieners • Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits • Krusty's Circus Style Marshmallows • Krusty's Circus Style Marshmallows • Krusty's Maple Syrup • Krusty's Pancake Mix • Krusty O's • Krusty-O's Pasta Substitute • Krustycakes • Krustyfinger • Señor Krusty's Taco Kit
Drinks
Absolut Krusty • Krusty Brand Cherry Soda • Krusty Punch • Krusty Shake • Krusty Soda • Krusty's Citrus Inspired "Fruit" Juice • Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch
Toys
Krusty Brand Operation Game • Krusty Doll (Evil Krusty Doll) • Krusty Slime • Krusty's Kreepy Konjuring Kit • Krusty's Monopoly • Krusty's Speak and Say • The Metal Krusty-O • Official Krusty the Clown Walkie-Talkies • Tickle-Me-Krusty
Other
Clone at Home Kit • Desperation • Krusty Brand Alarm Clock • Krusty Brand All-Purpose Antimatter • Krusty Brand Geiger Counter • Krusty Brand Liquid Adamantium • Krusty Brand Seal of Approval • Krusty Brand Sulfuric Acid • Krusty Diapers • Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne • Krusty the Clown Fan Club • Krusty Trading Cards • Krusty's Choice Oxycontin Candy • Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup • Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test • Krusty Waste • Lady Krusty (Lady Krusty Moustache Removal System) • Magic Cloning Lamp