Itchy & Scratchy & Marge/Quotes
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"Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
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- [Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit]
- Homer: Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave.
- Marge: Hmm, David.
- Homer: Oh.
- [Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David]
- Kent: Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?
- [Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge's doorstep]
- Helen: Get dressed, Marge. You've got to lead our protest against this abomination! [Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover]
- Marge: Hmm, but that's Michelangelo's David. It's a masterpiece.
- Helen: [Gasps] It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil.
- Marge: But I like that statue.
- Maude: [Gasps] I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity.
- [Homer watches TV]
- TV Announcer: It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?
- Homer: [Very interested] One-thousand dollars!
- TV Announcer: Oh, don't answer yet.
- Homer: Oh, sorry.
- Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening: They love, and share.
- They share and love and share.
- Love, love, love,
- Share, share, share.
- The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
- Homer: I always knew you'd change the world... for the better.
