Government Cheese-Its

Government Cheese-Its

Food/Drink Information Type: Cheese snack Town: Springfield First appearance: "P.S., I Hate You"

Government Cheese-Its is a brand of cheese snack. A picture of Uncle Sam is on the box.

History

Government Cheese-Its were sold at Dollar Troll.

Behind the Laughter

Government Cheese-Its are a parody of Cheez-It.

Appearances

• Episode – "P.S., I Hate You"

[show] Food

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