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Child's Play is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the When the Bough Breaks content update. It requires Big Baby Barney to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark
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50% off BabyBjörns! Just tell them Big Baby sent you!
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We've got certified pre-owned strollers — guaranteed to have no drool stains!
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And today only, there's a Buy 1, Get 1 Free promo on...
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*sucks pacifier* ...pacifiers!
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Barney, why are you out here dressed up like a baby and doing baby things?
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It's my side gig for Lullabuy$. I put on a diaper, hand out some flyers, and they give me money. Isn't it incredible?
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Barney, even I think this is depressing. How much are they paying you?
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Five bucks an hour, and all the expired baby food I can eat.
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Mmm...expired baby food...
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I take back everything that I said! Putting on this baby costume just to get free food is genius!
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Also, this diaper has surprisingly good breathability.
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You mean the diaper that raccoon just pulled off you?
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Hey, that's company property. I'm still four payments away from owning it! Get back here!
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Task: "Make Big Baby Barney Try to Catch the Raccoon". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Daydream About Expired Baby Food". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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That raccoon turned out to be a fireman dog and ran all the way back to the firehouse with my diaper.
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So did you get the diaper back?
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No, all the firemen just laughed at me and gave me one of those aluminum blankets people wear in natural disasters.
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Here, take my apron, Barn.
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Thanks, Moe. Now can you refill my baby bottle with some Duff?
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*fills up baby bottle with beer*
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*sucking noises* You know, it's way more fun to drink out of a baby bottle. Plus I never spill!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark
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Heya, Barney. How's the new super-embarrassing gig going? I hope it's not embarrassing.
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It's great. But I can't talk now, I'm late for a meeting.
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A meeting? And you still have to wear a diaper for the meeting?
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Duh! But you're right, maybe I should wear a tie with the diaper...
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Task: "Make Big Baby Barney Go to a Meeting". The job takes place at Lullabuy$, Toys Were Us, Toys "B" This, Whiz-Bang Toy Company, Coolsville Comics & Toys, Rigellian Christmas Toy Workshop, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Be Impressed by Big Baby Barney". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Congratulate Big Baby Barney". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark
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So you want me to just sit here and play with toys?
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Precisely. We want to figure out what toys call to the modern man for our new line of adult baby-toys.
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Finally, someone's asking the important questions.
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Just pick up the baby rattle and shake it.
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Way ahead of ya! *happy rattling*
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Task: "Make Big Baby Barney Be a Baby". The job takes 4 hours.
If Lindsey Naegle is owned: Task: "Make Lindsay Naegle Perform Market Research". The job takes place at Lullabuy$, Toys Were Us, Toys "B" This, Whiz-Bang Toy Company, Coolsville Comics & Toys, Rigellian Christmas Toy Workshop, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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It looks like the adult pacifier is testing off the charts!
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*happy sucking*
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You also seemed particularly fond of the baby bottle. Could you tell us why?
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*belches* The booze, obviously.
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We...didn't put any booze in there. Just milk.
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Really? Hmm, how long have I been here for?
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I don't know, it's been three hours or so.
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Three hours without beer! I need to go to Moe's!
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But we're not finished. I booked this conference room for the weekend!
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Sorry, I quit.
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You can't quit, because you're fired!
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Can I at least keep the diaper?
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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