Bear Patrol II: Polar Excess/Quotes
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- Lindsey Naegle: Here comes the highlight of the annual Christmas parade, the Buzz Cola float!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Ha ha! The polar bears bring warmth to my heart! Look at that one! He is wearing the hat of a human!
- Lindsey: It's always great to see some of nature's greatest predators acting so adorable!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Much like in my upcoming animated comedy "Christmas Ape in the 6th Dimension."
- Homer: What?! We've gotta save him!
- Carl: But bear patrol regulations require four members for a rescue mission!
- Chief Wiggum: I might be able to "bear" the load, boys!
- Lenny: You?!
- Homer: Chief Wiggum?!
- Chief Wiggum: That's right. And it looks like you can't "bear"-ly afford to say no to my offer!
- Lenny: Eh... bit of a stretch with that one.
- Homer: We just have to remind the bars how much they love Buzz Cola! Soon they'll be surfing down ice slopes, juggling salmon, and building glowing igloos. Just like in the commercials!
- Chief Wiggum:That'll never work! Look, what makes a lot more sense is if I use you as a human shield. Whaddya say?
- Homer: Never!
- Homer: Lenny, please tell me your mission is going well!
- Lenny: No luck, Homer! Destroying their habitat with global warming is taking way too long!
- Carl: How does Al Gore make this seem so easy?
- Homer: And it feels really good to finally be back with the people I love... Great to have yo back, Barney!
- Carl: It's just not the holidays without the whole team together!
- Lenny: I'm just happy that buzz decided to stop using the polar bears as advertising mascots!
- Carl: Wonder what they'll go with next.
