Apocalypse D'oh!/Quotes

Quotes

Kodos: Kang! Have you ever seen such drool-gushingly beautiful tentacles?

[Kang drools]

Kodos: You are overcome by love, I see. Great demon, we will help you defeat the humans. Then we will marry you and bear you 10,000 squidlets.

Computer: Warning. The demon has flung us into an inter-reality wormhole. Recommend maximum terror.

Kodos: Wait, I can redirect the wormhole to send us safely home to Springfield. Stand back. Wormhole calibration is an incredibly delicate task. Recalibrate. Recalibrate.

Hope: No, we have to go back to the Island.

Kodos: Springfield.

Hope: Island.

Kodos: Springfield.

Hope: Island.

Kodos: Springfield.

Hope: Island.

Kodos: Springfield. Springfield. Springfield. Springfield.

Hope: Island. Island. Island. Island.

Kodos: Springfield...

Hope: Island?

Computer: Warning. Multiple realities have merged in a cynical brand mashup.

Homer: But right now, I got a device I don't understand, a high school degree I barely earned, and no sense of personal limits. I'm off to create nirvana!

Homer: Pour me a frosty mug of sugar, Moe. Making a town perfect is thirsty work.

Moe Szyslak: Homer, I swore I'd rip off my own head before ever saying this, but, on the house!