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A-Caroling We Go
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: A Christmas Peril
Required characters: Homer, Lisa, Mr. McGrew
Optional characters: Mr. Plow, Plow King, Ned, Moe, Barney, Marge, Bart, The Ghost of Christmas Past, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): ACarolingWeGo
ID(s): 263011 - 263015
Previous quest(s): The First Few Flakes
Next quest(s): The Storm Finally Breaks


A-Caroling We Go is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Christmas Peril content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between December 25, 2022 and January 11, 2023
Ned - Sad Say, fellas, I'm sorry I couldn't be more help. But next time maybe you should ask before you chainsaw the roof off my car and superglue it to the hood.
Mr. Plow - Annoyed Stupid Flanders.
Plow King My plow died an hour ago. Are either of yours still working?
Mr. Plow - Sad Mine ran out of gas yesterday, and I hadn't plowed the gas station yet.
Ned - Angry The roof fell off the front of my car about an hour into plowing and then Homer buried it when he plowed past me.
Mr. Plow - Angry I said, "Stupid Flanders." You're not getting any more of an apology than that!
Plow King - Sad Guess we couldn't keep the roads open, huh? Any other ideas?
Mr. Plow We did keep the most important road open. The one that leads to Moe's!
Task: "Collect Peppermints" (x170).
If Mr. Plow is owned: Task: "Make Mr. Plow Go to Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Plow King is owned: Task: "Make The Plow King Go to Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Ned Tag Along to Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Moe Thanks for plowing the street out front, Plowmen. Business hasn't been this good in years.
Cletus Hey, Mister Moe, you got any more of that thar high-class drinkin' whiskey?
Moe - Devious Oh, yeah, I'll bring some right over to you.
Mr. Plow - Confused You have high-class whiskey?
Moe For you? No. For the yokel who doesn't know better? Yes. As soon as I drain the pickled egg jar.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mr. McGrew's Stovepipe Oven

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Homer We may not have been able to get the roads cleared, but at least we helped Moe's stay open.
Barney - Drunk *belches* And that's what really matters.
Duffman Who's ready to try the newest flavor of Duff?
Homer What is it? As if it matters.
Duffman Just in time for the holidays, it's new Peppermint Duff!
Barney Peppermint? That doesn't sound very—
Homer Quiet Barney. It's just in time for the holidays. *opens a can and drinks*
Homer - Confused ...
Homer - Sad Huh. I've never been more disappointed in my entire life. And I've got Bart as a son.
Task: "Collect Peppermints" (x170).
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Complain to Duffman". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Try Peppermint Duff". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Take Another Drink". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Crying It doesn't get any better with the second can. Or the sixth. Christmas is ruined!
Barney - Sad If the brewery doesn't start making normal Duff again, I might spend this Christmas sober.
Moe - Angry Listen, Duffboy, you heard the drunks. I can't sell this swill. I need a new shipment of your regular swill.
Duffman - Sad Sorry bartender, but the Duff Brewery just got bought and this is all it's making.
Homer - Horrified No more Duff? Oh no!
Duffman - Sad Oh yeah!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Holiday Duff Brewery

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Lisa Mr. McGrew has been buying up businesses all over town. He's forcing them to change to be more Christmassy.
Lisa - Suspicious I don't know what his goal is, but I doubt it'll work out well for any of us.
Lisa Mom, Dad, I need you to help me fix this.
Homer Okay, Lisa. I'm in!
Lisa - Confused I knew you wouldn't — Wait, you're in?
Homer - Annoyed Mr. McGrew messed with the one thing that's unforgivable. He ruined Duff. So now I'll help you ruin him.
Marge While I may not share your father's enthusiasm, I'll help you too, sweetie.
Lisa - Confused Huh. I was really expecting to have to sell you both much more on this.
Bart - Rolling Eyes We get it. Spare us the humble brag and tell us your plan.
Lisa I didn't ask for your input. Anyway, the story goes that a miserly old man is met in the middle of the night by three ghosts...
Homer - Ooh Ooh, I know this one! The Ghost of Christmas Then, Christmas Now, and Christmas Later!
Lisa ...close enough. Anyway, if we perform the story for Mr. McGrew, maybe he'll see the error of his ways.
Bart That's a really derivative idea.
Lisa Again, I didn't ask for your input. So, the Ghost of Christmas Past is currently volunteering at the Springfield Men's Mission. Let's go!
Homer I'll get the car.
Marge I'll get my coat.
Bart What do you want me to get?
Bart - Confused *looks around* Hey, where'd everybody go?
Task: "Collect Peppermints" (x140).
Task: "Make Homer Drive the Family to Save the Day". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Be Unfailingly Supportive". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Wonder Where Everyone Went". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Wait for Inevitable Failure". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
The Ghost of Christmas Past Welcome to the Springfield Men's Mission. How can I help you today?
Lisa We need your help to save Christmas.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Sad Sorry, kid, but I don't do the whole "saving Christmas" thing anymore. I put all that Ghost of Christmas Past stuff in my, well, past.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Lisa - Confused How come you're a "Past" Ghost of Christmas Past?
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Sad I got fired.
Lisa - Shocked Why?
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Sad I got accused of triggering bad memories and when I tried to modernize my approach, the Ghost of Christmas Present said I was encroaching on his turf.
Lisa - Sad Typical office politics.
The Ghost of Christmas Past So now I volunteer here. I'm not one to dwell on the past.
Lisa - Sad Rats.
The Ghost of Christmas Past What?
Lisa - Guilty I mean, maybe if you thought back on the good times...
Task: "Collect Peppermints" (x170).
Task: "Make Lisa Cheer Up a Depressed Ghost". The job takes place at a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If The Ghost of Christmas Past is owned: Task: "Make The Ghost of Christmas Past Reflect Morosely". The job takes place at a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Annoyed That ghost was miserable. Why couldn't he be more willing to engage with humanity like Casper or those hitchhikers at the end of the Haunted Mansion ride?
Bart You know, "A Christmas Carol" is in the public domain. Maybe we can just do it all ourselves.
Lisa - Curious I thought you said that idea was too derivative.
Bart - Sneaky If I did, it's because it was your idea. Now that it's my idea, it's not derivative at all.
Lisa - Suspicious Do you even know what "derivative" means?
Bart - Sad No.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Men's Mission

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Homer - Happy Yell Hark! Listen all to this tale of good and evil! *checks notes* And Christmas!
Wiggum - Serious Hey, hey, hey. Do you guys have a permit for...whatever this is?
Skinner It looks like a quickly thrown together amateur production of a classic drama. And, believe me, I can spot those from the back of an auditorium.
Homer - Happy Yell 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house—
Lisa - Worried Dad! Wrong story!
Bart - Determined 'Tis I! The evil Mr. Scrooge, here to buy up everything and ruin everyone's day!
Mr. McGrew Did someone call my name?
Lisa - Shocked He's here! This might actually work!
Lisa - Worried Or go wrong in an unexpected way.
Task: "Collect Peppermints" (x210).
Task: "Make Homer Narrate the Story". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Gorge, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Channel Mr. Burns for the Role". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Gorge, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Fret Nervously". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Gorge, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. McGrew Wander Off Mid-Show". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Gorge, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Bart - Happy 'Tis Christmas morning! I will spread my newfound good cheer across the town!
Homer - Happy Yell And a pretty decent Christmas was had by all! The end!
Moe Eh, I've seen way worse renditions.
Dr. Hibbert I'll give them points for effort. *chuckle*
Lisa - Worried I hope it worked. Where's Mr. McGrew?
Tiny Tim He left in the middle of it.
Lisa - Annoyed What?! Why didn't you stop him, Bart?
Tiny Tim - Confused Bart, who's Bart? My name is Tiny Tim.
Lisa - Sad And there's the unexpected way that I knew this would go wrong.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Tiny Tim

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Steal Peppermints From Restaurants Lisa, Bart, Marge, Moe, Ned, Milhouse, Wiggum, Homer 4h Eatery, Brown House Peppermints5, XP45
Buy Peppermints in Bulk The Ghost of Christmas Past, Mr. Costington, Mr. Plow, Plow King, Ebenezer Burns Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, Kwik-E-Mart, Brown House Peppermints7, XP70
Order Hand-Crafted Peppermints Online The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, The Ghost of Christmas Present, Old Man Winter Java Server, Visitable Home Peppermints8, XP70