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Woodstock Festival

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"Woodstock" redirects here. For the quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, see *Woodstock.
"Your mother dragged us both to that godforsaken love-fest!"
Abraham Simpson (to Homer, recalling Woodstock)[src]
The crowd and stage at Woodstock.

The Woodstock Festival (also referred to as simply "Woodstock") was held in upstate New York in August 1969. It lasted three days and over 500,000 people attended.

History

Homer grooves at Woodstock.
Among the attendees were Abraham Simpson, Mona Simpson, young Homer, and Mona's hippie friends Seth and Munchie. While the other attendees were casually dressed and either standing or sitting on blankets or the grass, Abe looked decidedly out of place sitting in a folding chair and wearing a business suit. During Jimi Hendrix's guitar-solo performance of "The Star-Spangled Banner", Abe booed, hollered "Bring on Sha Na Na!" and held up a sign reading "Bowzer for President". Mona objected, "Whoa, mellow out, Abe. Little Homer's trying to groove!" Abe turned around and saw Homer dancing naked in the mud, jamming out and singing to Hendrix's guitar licks.

Abe then chewed Homer out, telling him to put on some pants and then pull them down for a spanking. Munchie rebuked Abe ("Whoa! Get a load of Captain Bringdown!") and Homer protested that he wanted to play in the mud and be a hippie. Abe, undeterred, said that what Homer needed was "a good long hitch in Vietnam", grabbed Homer by the arm and dragged him away, looking for an enlistment tent.

Years later, when Abe told Homer about their having been at Woodstock, Homer decided to try the hippie lifestyle for himself.

Non-canon

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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Woodstock Casino
Image Cost Build time Reward Sell price Conformity increase Availability Unique? Dimensions - D x W Yearbook
Tapped Out Woodstock Casino.png TSTO Casino Green Chip.png48,850 4h XP75 Tapped Out Cross.png Consumerism +10 Burns' Casino
Act 2 Prize
Tapped Out Tick.png 10 x 15 Building is available via the Yearbook Mystery Box
Donut30
Donut75 6s Homerpalooza
Premium
Donut50 6s All This Jazz, Tragic Magic and Springfield's Got Talent?
Premium
Shattered Dreams Mystery Box Token1 6s Shattered Dreams Mystery Box
World Travel
Task Time Reward Cash/h XP/h
Making Hippies Even Poorer 24h Cash500, XP45 Cash20.83 XP1.875
Internal Name Groups Quest(s) Tiles ID
Woodstock Casinos *Woodstock Grass, Pavement 138012
Taps Final Update
Wave Cost Release
2 Donut50 October 1, 2024

Behind the Laughter

At Woodstock in real life, Sha-Na-Na performed just before Hendrix, not after as Abe's booing implies. However, it's possible that Abe was booing in order to bring back Sha-Na-Na.

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