Wankers Shortbread

Wankers Shortbread

Food/Drink Information Type: Biscuits and shortbread First appearance: "The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A."

Wankers Shortbread is a brand of shortbread produced in Scotland since 1898.

History

The agents at MI5 were eating these biscuits while Terrance explained what his mission was about.

Behind the Laughter

Wankers Shortbread is a parody of Walkers Shortbread, a real shortbread and biscuit manufacturer from Scotland. They were also founded in 1898.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A."

Food

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