| Pain in the Jass
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Pain in the Jass is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Hugh Jass to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark
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Welcome to Palm Springfield Resort, sir. Do you have a reservation?
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Yes. It should be under Jass, first name Hugh.
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Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir?
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Oh, well...I'm afraid things aren't going too well with the wife. Lara kicked me out.
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So...pleasure?
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That's fine.
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| Task: "Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort and takes 30 minutes.
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And here is your room key, Mr. Jass.
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Great, thanks.
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If you wouldn't mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today.
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It shouldn't take more than five minutes, you'll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark
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*making a phone call*
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*goes to voicemail* Hi, you've reached the Jasses. I'm Lara, and I'm Hugh!
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We can't come to the phone right now but if you just leave a message after the beep we'll get back to you! *beep*
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Lara, it's me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I'm sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out.
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*beep*
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*sigh* Life is usually more funny than this.
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| Task: "Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort and takes 60 minutes.
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*walks into the hotel bar*
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Sir, please don't sit on the chairs without drying off first.
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You work in the bar, too? You know how to mix a decent drink, kid?
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As long as the ingredients are in the name.
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Great. I'll have a screwdriver.
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Uh...how about a swizzle stick?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark
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No offense, but this drink you mixed just isn't hitting the spot.
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You know, I'll be honest, nothing has really satisfied me ever since...
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*a single tear falls* Since that first Flaming Moe I drank.
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...
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According to my bartender's handbook, I'm supposed to say, "Go to her, Hugh."
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You're right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. *runs out the door*
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| Task: "Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe's for a Flaming Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours.
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Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe.
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Sorry, we don't serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again–
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I'll pay five hundred dollars.
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You want a little umbrella in it?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark
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And so then...then I said "Stop leering at her, sir. That's my WIFE!" And then I...I socked him in the nose, with my hands. These hands here.
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Hahaha, oh man that's a great story. *belch*
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Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir.
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Alright, Hugh. You've had three already. And...I'm kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you're paying for these, but I think you've had enough.
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How's about I call you a cab?
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I said good day, sir!
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What?
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Listen here you... Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko.
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| Task: "Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark
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*slowly opens his eyes*
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Where...where am I?
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You're in the hospital.
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The hospital? How did I get here?
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You had one too many Flaming Moe's, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We've all been there. *belch*
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And...you saved me?
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No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I'm checked into the room next door.
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Oh, sorry.
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Mr. Jass? There's someone here to see you.
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*gasp* Lara?
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| Task: "Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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I have to tell you...you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven't had a friend like that in a long time.
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It's the least I could do...is what the bartender's handbook says I should say.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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