Old Yeller-Belly/Quotes

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Season 14 Episode Quotes
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Bart: Mr. Secretary, can you read the minutes of our last meeting?
Milhouse: "Girls are yucky, seconded and carried." [turns page] "A fart was detected. Martin denied it and so was ruled to have supplied it."
Bart: Good.

Marge: Family head count. Pointy, pointy, spiky, stylish... Gasp! Where's baldy?

Lisa: Why does a dog have human girlfriends?
Marge: People do crazy things in ads... like eat at Arby's.

Duffman: Are you there, God? It's me, Duffman.

[A great white shark is about to attack Homer.]
Homer: Ok Homer, now how did that naked lady form Jaws survive?

Milhouse: Skinned elbows? All right! Time to score some pitty... Mommy!

Bart: [as Marge] Lisa this is your mother. The doctor says your butt's too big.
Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII • How I Spent My Strummer Vacation • Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade • Large Marge • Helter Shelter • The Great Louse Detective • Special Edna • The Dad Who Knew Too Little • The Strong Arms of the Ma • Pray Anything • Barting Over • I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can • A Star Is Born Again • Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington • C.E. D'oh • 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky • Three Gays of the Condo • Dude, Where's My Ranch? • Old Yeller-Belly • Brake My Wife, Please • The Bart of War • Moe Baby Blues