| Malibu Scheme House
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Malibu Scheme House is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Strawberry to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I'm missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype!
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Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!
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Uh, babe, you might want to hold off on that. Coolsville Comics might go bankrupt.
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What?! How?
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The shop's been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed.
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I couldn't help myself – the first four sold so well!
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Don't worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!
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| Task: "Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Look, I'm happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!
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I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini.
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Besides, it's the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!
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My eyes!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Okay, that didn't go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I've started a new business venture I think will be a hit...
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An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?
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Hey, you're paying, right? I'll try whatever you want.
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This one sounds promising: "Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl." He's awfully dashing...
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Task: "Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Femme Fatale is owned: Task: "Make Femme Fatale Go On Blind Date". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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Gimme a break – you don't look anything like your profile pic!
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Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, "Master of Space"! I use it to screen out the posers. I'm afraid you don't make the cut.
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I don't make the cut?! How about I cut YOU!
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Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!
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Did I hear you say you're in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing!
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You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!
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That would be great, but now I don't have any money to get started.
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Well, if you had something you could put up as collateral. Perhaps something rare...and collectible.
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Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!
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Does it happen to feature the ultra-rare People's Liberation Armed Forces of South Vietnam Malibu Stacy prototype?
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Mint condition!
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Excellent!
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| Task: "Make Strawberry Pitch Multi-Level Marketing". The job takes 8 hours.
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What is this cheap junk?! It turned my hair purple – well, even more purple!
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I used this on my laundry, and it ruined my good sombrero!
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People, people! It's not about the product, it's about recruiting your own salespeople.
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You mean like a pyramid scheme?
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No, no, it's not a pyramid scheme! If you'll just look at this diagram–
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The one literally in the shape of a pyramid?
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What? Oh...rats.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Hey babe, what's wrong?
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I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme!
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Aw, that's not so bad.
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But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now I'm going to lose it all!
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Oh no! That's terrible!
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It's okay. I'm just going to play with them one last time.
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Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!
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| Task: "Make Strawberry Play With Her Malibu Stacy Collection". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
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Time to pay up! What's that? You don't have the money?
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No...no, I don't.
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Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?
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Indeed. Well, time to pay the piper and hand over your collection!
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Not so fast, my mysteriously mustachioed friend!
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What are you doing here now?
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Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW!
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If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Lay Down the Law". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Strawberry Be Impressed by the Law". The job takes place at Coolsville or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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As you can see, I successfully lobbied Mayor Quimby to pass the Springfield Nerd Protection Act!
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We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.
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Wow, that's really specific.
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I'm glad I don't have to give him my collection, but Coolsville is still going out of business unless I do something.
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Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, it's really me, Smithers.
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Yeah, we know.
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Oh. Well, how about this: Would you be willing to timeshare your Viet Cong Malibu Stacy with me – for a hefty fee, of course!
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Wow! That would really bail us out! What do you say, babe?
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Viva la revolución!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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