  
Girl, Enlightened
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| Girl, Enlightened
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Girl, Enlightened is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing Sunday Manifesto
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Another religious event? Didn't we just have one of those like... *counts on fingers*...a while ago?
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It was six months ago, and your spirituality is no worse off than your counting. But Buddhism isn't a religion. It's a philosophy.
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Another philosophy event?
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Task: "Collect Lotus Flowers" (x150).
Task: "Make Lisa Explain Buddhism to Homer". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut-Glass Cathedral, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try to Seem Interested". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut-Glass Cathedral, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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So, Siddmartha, what brings you to the Springfield tire fire?
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Carl, you brought her here.
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I did?
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And then you fainted and when you woke up you said you'd had the craziest dream.
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That sounds familiar...
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And then you saw Siddmartha and realized it wasn't a dream and then you fainted again.
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It's coming back to me...
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And the last time you woke up, Siddmartha asked if we'd give her a tour of Springfield and you said let's start with the tire fire.
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I'm feeling faint again.
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Although it's a very nice tire fire, I get the impression that this town is...rather unenlightened.
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Oh, yeah. Big time.
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I believe I can help. With the right teachings, the good people of Springfield may achieve balance and peace.
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Oh, you won't find that here.
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Balance and peace?
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Good people.
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*faints*
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Siddmartha
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Before I begin teaching the people of Springfield, we need to create a place for them to seek out their curiosities and answer their myriad questions.
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What, like a psychic?
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I was thinking more of a university. Somewhere people could take classes on enlightenment, balance, inner peace, comparative bioeconomics...
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Comparative bioeconomics?
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Well, you need a balanced education. In fact, we could start a local campus of Kathmandu U.
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I heard that was a huge party school.
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Only if you do Greek life.
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Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just add some classes to Springfield University rather than build an entirely new one?
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Yes, but then we wouldn't have a building on the prize track.
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Task: "Collect Lotus Flowers" (x125).
Task: "Make Siddmartha Make Plans for Kathmandu U". The job takes place at Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Hand Out Admission Flyers". The job takes place at Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Design the Course List". The job takes place at Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Very well. Please summon everyone to the town square.
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Everyone?
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Yeah, you're not gonna want everyone.
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Why not?
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Have you seen everyone?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Golden Buddha
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Thank you for attending this address on the virtues of Buddhism.
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I thought this was a Tubberware party!
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You see, inner enlightenment can search the depths of your soul and root out corruption.
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Corruption? Who said corruption? I'll need to see your warrant.
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It all starts with balance. Everything in life weighs on the scales—
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Who said balance on the scales? And I don't need a warrant!
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*sigh* Explaining Buddhism to this group will be a true test.
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Test?! Who said there would be a test?!
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Task: "Collect Lotus Flowers" (x100).
Task: "Make Siddmartha Try to Explain Buddhism". The job takes place at Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Get Belligerent" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and take 4 hours.
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I think I'm starting to get it. Thanks to karma, people get what they deserve.
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That's right. Karma is a good place to start on the journey to enlightenment. If you do good for others, it will bring even more good.
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No, I mean getting what THEY deserve. See, there's this guy from high school...
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I think it's better to focus on the positive aspects, like doing good for others, rather than on people getting their just deserts.
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I don't want Chad to get desserts, I want him to get a good punch in his ugly face! Now that would be karma!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Foo Temple Dog
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Thank you for sharing that story, Kirk. I can see that Chad really hurt you.
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He did.
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Then channel that energy you feel into positivity.
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Screw positivity. Let's get this Chad guy! Anybody know his number?
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This kind of vengeance will only fill you with negative energy.
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I've got some negative energy for you! *throws a rotten tomato*
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*wipes tomato off* Okay, that was uncalled for.
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Raawwararrr!
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Aaaah! Dear God! What did I do to deserve this?!
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A bear! Krusty threw that tomato and now he's being attacked by a bear! Karma is real!
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No, that's not what happened. It's just a random occurrence!
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A bear in the middle of Springfield? Seems like divine intervention to me.
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Can we debate this later? I'm getting mauled over here!
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Task: "Collect Lotus Flowers" (x125).
Task: "Make Siddmartha Clean Off Rotten Tomato". The job takes place at Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Fight the Bear". The job takes place at Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Kirk is owned: Task: "Make Kirk Plan for Revenge Against Chad". The job takes place at Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Homer's "Meditate" animated job
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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Advisor Frink, I need your help. Everyone in Springfield is obsessed with the negative effects of karma.
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Sometimes a little obsession can bring about good things.
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But they learned the exact opposite of what I was trying to teach them. They're trying to pervert karma to harm their enemies!
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By Buddha's flavin, does that work? Because I have this colleague named Professor Chad—
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You're not helping.
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Then perhaps you need to find a solution in Zen, with the dreaming and the omming... *enters trance*
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Well, Zen is sort of a different brand of Buddhism, but sure, I can think about — I mean, meditate on it.
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Task: "Collect Lotus Flowers" (x200).
If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Test the Limits of Karma". The job takes place at the Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Siddmartha Contemplate Advisor Frink's Advice". The job takes place at the Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Kathmandu U and  1
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Currency-earning jobs
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Character(s)
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Reward
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| Scoop Lotus Flowers Out of Ponds
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Lisa, Bart, Homer, Lenny, Carl, Apu, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Professor Frink
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4h
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Screamapillar Pond, Minnow Pond, Ancient Ornamental Pond, Oasis, Easter Pond, Valentine's Pond, Exotic Pond, Catfish Lake, Dinosaur Lake, Springfield Lake, Brown House
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 5, 45
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| Clone Lotus Flowers With Science
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Advisor Frink
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Tower of Science
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8, 70
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