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All American Auction

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All American Auction
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: All American Auction
Required characters: Quimby, Moe, The Simpsons Family, Ned
Optional characters: Marge, Comic Book Guy, Alice Glick, Herman, Homer, Apu, Skinner, Barney, See Currency-earning jobs

All American Auction is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All American Auction content update.

Dialogue

Intro

After starting the update
Quimby Welcome to the Turkey Pardoning.
Lenny and Carl - Shout Kill the turkeys! Kill the turkeys!
Moe - Shout Carve them from wattle to tail!
Quimby - Confused Er-uh, I can't decide which one to pardon. They all look so equally non-cute.
Quimby - Happy So, I'm pardoning every turkey in Springfield! Thanksgiving is hereby cancelled!
Lenny - Angry You can't do that! The only other holiday in November is Black Friday!
Quimby - Mocking Then I hereby declare every day in November: "Black Friday".
Lenny and Carl - Shout Yay! Quimby! Quimby! Quimby!
Moe - Hopeful Hmm, every day Black Friday... I can buy up all the discount stuff in town and sell it at a huge markup!
Task: "Make Quimby Flip the Holiday Script". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 1

After completing the Intro
Moe - Shout Come to Moe's tent at the Swap Meet! I have every shoe from Foot Warehouse, all the fries from Krusty Burger, and last year's model of everything from the Mapple Store.
Homer I'll take six orders of fries, and some of those Bluetooth headphones that Marge says forever alter your brain.
Moe Homer, you shouldn't be buying this stuff at my crazy marked-up prices. I'm mainly selling to out-of-towners.
Homer Suckers. Hey, are my forty-two dollars' worth of fries ready?
Moe Every day is Black Friday in Springfield now. The law says everything, even beer, has to be ninety percent off.
Homer - Happy Going to Moe's! Sorry! Bye!!!
Moe - Surprised Wait! I'm not there! I'm... he'll figure it out.
Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200).
Task: "Make Moe Sell All of His Merchandise". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall, or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Swap Meet

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Brockman After a week of highly discounted sales, a surplus in purchased goods has brought about the triumphant return of the Springfield Swap Meet.
Kirk While the rest of town looted Sprawl Mart for their "electronics", I bought two thousand of those How-To-Sell-Things books.
Kirk - Happy It's the Gold Rush and I own all the shovels...
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed On the first day of the Black Friday sales, Bart and Milhouse bought all of my comics at the ninety percent off price.
Comic Book Guy - Sad Now I have to go to their booth and pay a premium for their safe return.
Moe - Pleased I've bought and sold everything. You name it. Washers and dryers, insurance policies, teppanyaki griddles, field hockey equipment, Canadian flags... I can keep going.
Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200).
Task: "Make Springfield Swappers Sell Sell Sell". The jobs take place at the Springfield Swap Meet and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Swap Meet Stage

Characters that can do the task are:

Moe, Marge, Comic Book Guy, Alice Glick, Herman

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Marge - Eyeroll Can you believe people bought all this junk just because it was on sale?
Homer - Happy Marge, I bought another ping-pong table... where should I put it?!
Marge - Sad People have forgotten what Thanksgiving's all about.
Lisa - Annoyed Yeah, and we're all without turkeys. What are we doing about, you know, the dinner?
Marge - Sad All the grocery stores have left are packets of powdered cranberry sauce and turkey bouillon cubes...
Homer - Slobbering *drool* Technically still food.
Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200).
Task: "Make Simpsons Family Have a Thanksgiving Meal" (x3). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
Message You've unlocked the "Be Sharps Reunion" animated job for Homer, Apu, Skinner, and Barney.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
"Be Sharps Reunion" animated job

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Quimby So you see Homer, even though it makes no sense, everyone's either broke or got nothing left to sell.
Kirk - Sad I still have thousands of How-To-Sell-Things books. You want all of them?
Quimby But the month of Friday is not over yet! And that's why I've called you here. To sing away Springfield's economic problems... quartet-style.
Homer - Confused You think having people perform will increase sales?
Quimby It worked for all those large shopping malls in the nineties.
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed But did it really? Did it?
Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200).
Task: "Make Be Sharps Reunite" (x4). The job takes place at the Swap Meet Stage and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Characters that can do the task are:

Homer, Apu, Skinner, Barney

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Quimby - Angry Stop! Stop! Stop! This is a disaster.
Homer Did people buy too much stuff?
Quimby - Annoyed No, I didn't realize how much people hate barbershop quartets. People paid me to make you stop!
Quimby - Happy Which I can use to go shopping. Happy Black Friday month!
Ned - Thinking This is terrible. Thanksgiving is the fourteenth holiest of American Holidays. It's time for the big man upstairs to step in.
Task: "Collect Bid Cards" (x200).
Task: "Make Ned Summon an American Legend". The job takes place at the Springfield Swap Meet and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Paul Bunyan

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Auction More Than They Own Marge, Moe, Homer, Ned, Apu, Quimby, Kirk, Comic Book Guy 4h Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall, or Springfield Elementary Bid Card5, XP45
Auction Way More Than They Own CJ Pro Bidder Bid Card8, XP70