Dangers on a Train/Quotes

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	Season 24 Episode Quotes
← 529 "The Saga of Carl"	530 "Dangers on a Train"	"Homerland" 531 →

Lisa: Wait, you named me after a train?

Homer: Yeah, just like we did with Bart.

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Homer: (singing) I've been working on the railroad-

Marge: Why are you singing that?

Homer: Because it's in the public domain?

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Ramona: Let's go home and spend a romantic night looking through your computer's browsing history.

Ben: That exists? Oh, boy.

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Squeaky Voiced Teen: Do they have to get off and get back on?

Co-worker: Sometimes you just have to say "To Hell with rules!"

[Grabs him and the two begin kissing romantically]

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Apu: Once again, India is denuded of her treasure by the imperialist devils.

Manjula: Why do we watch this show?

Apu: Because I like the costumes!

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