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Season 12 Episode Quotes
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Nelson: "Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!"

[Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.]
Homer: Hmm, sugar walls.
Lisa: Father! I knew you'd rescue us.
Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good.
[he takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam]
Suzanne: That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!

Marge: Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?
Homer: Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.
[At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods]
Homer; "So long, kids!"
[he throws Bart and Lisa into the woods]
Homer: Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister.
Bart: Other brother and sister?
[they see skeletons who look like them]
Bart and Lisa: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lisa: Face it, they're not great parents.
Season 12 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XI • A Tale of Two Springfields • Insane Clown Poppy • Lisa the Tree Hugger • Homer vs. Dignity • The Computer Wore Menace Shoes • The Great Money Caper • Skinner's Sense of Snow • HOMЯ • Pokey Mom • Worst Episode Ever • Tennis the Menace • Day of the Jackanapes • New Kids on the Blecch • Hungry, Hungry Homer • Bye, Bye, Nerdie • Simpson Safari • Trilogy of Error • I'm Goin' to Praiseland • Children of a Lesser Clod • Simpsons Tall Tales