A Hard Place

A Hard Place

Location Information Use: Bar First appearance: The Simpsons Movie

A Hard Place is a bar outside Springfield.

History

After a failed attempt at rescuing his family from the EPA, Homer got stuck on the side of a wrecking ball, which started swinging him back and forth between A Hard Place and a large rock. After a while, the wrecking ball stopped and then fell on top of Homer.

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed in-universe.

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Behind the Laughter

Homer swinging between a rock and A Hard Place is a reference to the saying "stuck between a rock and a hard place".

Appearances

• – The Simpsons Movie
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

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