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Season 14 Episode Quotes
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"Large Marge"
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Marge: Don't make a fuss over me, boys. Just pour me a beer in a clean glass.
Moe: Whoa, you said no fuss.

Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today

Kent Brockman: Besieged by protesters, Krusty responded . . .
Krusty: Will you people get a life?
Kent Brockman: Not an option!

Drederick Tatum: I've been paid millions to endorse these butt-ugly shoes. My forthrightness is my undoing.

Milhouse: Bart, remember when I was crying at recess. I think I'm finally ready to tell you why.

Marge: Faced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would Oprah do?

Lisa: [seeing Marge with implants] Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

Batman: Good thing I always carry my Carousel Reversal Spray!
Clownface/Krusty: Uh! What don't you have in that belt?

Bush: [after getting hit in the face by Jimmy] Why, you!
Carter: [drops the ladder nervously] Oh, I'm sorry George. I didn't see you there.
Bush: [smiles at Jimmy] No hard labels. [rams his hammer hook at Jimmy's nosetrils]
[Bill Clinton laughs at him]
Bush: What are you laughing at Clinton? [hits him in the head with his hammer]



Newspaper Headline: CRAZY MOM GOES TOPLESS (photos pg. 3-28)

Baha Men Song Parody: Who let her jugs out? Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Marge let her jugs out! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!

Carl: This is the longest I've gone without looking at Lenny.

Doctor: Great Ceaucescu's ghost! Are those real?"


Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII • How I Spent My Strummer Vacation • Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade • Large Marge • Helter Shelter • The Great Louse Detective • Special Edna • The Dad Who Knew Too Little • The Strong Arms of the Ma • Pray Anything • Barting Over • I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can • A Star Is Born Again • Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington • C.E. D'oh • 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky • Three Gays of the Condo • Dude, Where's My Ranch? • Old Yeller-Belly • Brake My Wife, Please • The Bart of War • Moe Baby Blues