 
A Rough Approach
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| A Rough Approach
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Rough Approach is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fore! content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between June 25, 2023 and July 12, 2023
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Mr. Mayor, we're running at 50% above capacity, with business continuing to increase. Even with additional hirings we're experiencing a net profit of money for the city.
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I don't understand. Try rephrasing it.
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Let's see... Okay, as we tee up on the ninth...our drive left us with an easy chip shot to the green.
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Normally we'd worry about bunkers on both sides of the pin, but it'll be an easy layup to put this one in the hole with a beautiful birdie putt.
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Nope, that didn't help either.
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Task: "Collect Golf Pencils" (x115). Task: "Make Springfielders Play a Round at the Muni" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield Municipal Golf Course, Golf Courses, or a Visitable Home and take 4 hours. If Jimmy is owned: Task: "Make Jimmy Try to Explain Success". The job takes place at Springfield Municipal Golf Course, Golf Courses, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Wonder What's Happening". The job takes place at Springfield Municipal Golf Course, Golf Courses, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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What's wrong, Mayor?
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Normally when I use city funds to get back at someone, it ends up with me having to talk my way out of handcuffs.
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But this time, it's bringing in a bunch of money for the city, and is an overall win for everyone.
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And that's a problem?
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I'm not sure. I've never had this happen before.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Golf Ball Washer
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Simpson, wait here while I fill in Mr. Burns.
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Do you mind filling me in?
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All you need to know is to just keep your mouth shut.
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That's easier for me when there's food in it.
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Mr. Burns, I've found my replacement for your match.
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Capital. Who is it?
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Homer Simpson, sir.
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Simpson...doesn't ring any bells. Smithers, maybe you should check my bells.
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Simpson, get in here!
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Yell-lo!
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I don't know this man.
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It's Homer Simpson, sir. He works at your plant, and he's quite capable on the golf course.
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Hmm. Give me a moment to consider...
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This won't take long. He's an old man. He doesn't have much considering time left.
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Task: "Collect Golf Pencils" (x130). If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Consider Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers and takes 4 hours. If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Glare Homer Into Silence". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Daydream About Donuts". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers and takes 4 hours.
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All right, Smithers. He'll do. What's his compensation?
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He'll accept donuts as payment.
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Mmm...donuts as payment.
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Simpson, you'd better not embarrass me.
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Uh...okay? What's going on?
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You will be playing a round of golf with Mr. Burns next week.
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Uh...it'll be hard to get practice time on the course with the many hours I'm working this week...
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Smithers, give this man the week off to ensure he has enough time to practice.
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It's been a few years since I played. I could use some new equipment to give me that extra edge...
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Say no more. *gets out his checkbook, writes a check*
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...and some donuts.
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Consider it done. *writes another check*
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...lots of donuts.
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Get out now, Simpson!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Caddy Bart
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| After completing Pt. 2
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...and a hexagon has six sides. Any questions?
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*tapping on window* Bart's teacher, I need to talk to Bart.
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*opening the window* We are in the middle of a lesson, Mr. Simpson.
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That's why I'm interrupting from outside the window. Come here, boy.
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What's going on?
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Need your help with something. It'll take all week.
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But Bart will miss heptagons, octagons and possibly dodecagons.
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I'm go-gone-a-gon!
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Task: "Collect Golf Pencils" (x100). Task: "Make Homer Pull Bart Out of Class Through the Window". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Be Okay With This". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Ms. Peyton is owned: Task: "Make Ms. Peyton Decide to Not Get Involved". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Mr. Simpson? I have a small form here for you to sign.
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Just something I can show Principal Skinner when he asks where Bart is.
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I usually forge my Dad's signature. It comes in handy for report cards and faking sick days.
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You allow this?
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Do I, Bart?
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*signs* He does.
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Come on, boy. We have golf to golf!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 3
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So, you pulled me out of school for the whole week because you have to play golf with Mr. Burns?
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Yup. I need a caddy. You're a caddy.
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I did that once.
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I was an astronaut once. What's your point?
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Let me get your clubs, commander.
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Task: "Collect Golf Pencils" (x115). If Golfing Homer is owned: Task: "Make Golfing Homer Play a Round of Golf". The job takes place at Springfield Municipal Golf Course, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Caddy Bart Watch and Take Notes". The job takes place at Springfield Municipal Golf Course, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Okay, boy. What can I improve?
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Well, your long game sucks, your short game sucks, and your putter is stuck in your belly button.
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This is going to be a "best ball" tournament, whatever that means...
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It means the team you're on would use the best ball from each shot and then all play from that spot.
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Do you know what Mr. Burns' game is like?
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No clue, but I know a way we can find out.
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I hope it's something illegal.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Golf Cart
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| After completing Pt. 4
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This is your brilliant plan? Pretend to look for your ball in the woods while spying on Mr. Burns playing a round?
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Shut up and duck down behind that log. He's coming!
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All right, Smithers. How many shots is that?
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That was your, er...second shot, sir.
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I could have sworn I hit it three times in the fairway back there...
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Yes, but there was, um...interference from the wind, and a squirrel chittering. The PGA says that means two free shots.
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Capital. Quick, hand me my pitching wedge! Ooo! There goes a butterfly! Two more free shots!
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Task: "Collect Golf Pencils" (x115). If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Hit His Approach Shot". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Come Up With New Lies". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Golfing Homer is owned: Task: "Make Golfing Homer Spy on Burns". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Caddy Bart is owned: Task: "Make Caddy Bart Spy on Burns". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Well played, sir! Only a foot from the hole!
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It's close enough for me to glare at the ball and scare it in!
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Gotta give the old man credit. He's good around the greens.
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Your tee shots can make up for his old man noodle arms, and his approach shots can make up for your noodle head chip shots.
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You two might actually be able to pull this off!
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When do donuts come into play?
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They don't.
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I'm gonna need some time to think about this.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Golf Course Alligator
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Reward
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| Break Normal Pencils in Half
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Golfing Homer, Caddy Bart, Lisa, Marge, Quimby, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Susan, Homer, Bart
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4h
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Visitable Homes
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5, 45
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| Buy Score Pencils
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Aristotle Amadopolis
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The Golfin' Dolphin, Golf Courses, Shops, Visitable Homes
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7, 70
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| Purchase Mahogany Score Pencils
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Chadlington, Jimmy, Evelyn Peters, Golfer Dr. Hibbert, Golfer Dr. Nick
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8, 70
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