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Tee's Up is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fore! content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing The Warm Days of Summer
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Ahh, Springfield Glen. I've made many memories and closed many business deals on those links.
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I too have fond memories. Many of these are buried under the sand trap on the 14th hole.
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Say, want to play a round or two?
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And walk on the graves of my enemies? Alas, I should not be spotted in the vicinity.
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All right, guess it's just me. I'd like my old regular tee time, please.
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One moment. *tapping on keyboard* Uh, sir? There's a bit of a problem…
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You've been a member of Springfield Glen for over a decade, but we have no record of your dues ever being paid.
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There must be some mistake.
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That's what the computer is saying, sir.
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Whom are you going to believe? A computer or the corrupt mayor of this fine city?
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Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x100).
Task: "Make Springfielders Investigate the New Building" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Demand to Speak to a Manager". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Regret Applying to Work Here". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Counselor, please inform this incompetent teenager that I am an upstanding member of this club and grant me a tee time.
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Mr. Mayor, I'm afraid I can't do that. Squeaky Voice Teen is correct. You have not paid dues for your membership for over a decade.
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But the building just arrived! It didn't exist prior to today.
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And yet, you collected taxes on this property before its return to Springfield.
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If you force the club to litigate, you will lose.
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This is a new feeling for me — being taken advantage of by my constituents — the very ones I take advantage of!
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However, the club has agreed, if you pay your back dues, they will reinstate your membership.
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Fine. I'll get them their money, and then we'll see who has the last laugh. Ha-ha er…Ha-er ha!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Golf Course Fountain
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Joe? What's the matter?
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I'm looking for an overstuffed bag full of cash I left here.
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You mean this? *holds up a large canvas bag with a dollar sign drawn on it*
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Yes! That's it!
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I thought the $ stood for Mi$$ $pringfield.
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Also mi$tress. And divor$e.
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Er, uh, yeah. I'll bet it doesn't stand for $mart.
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Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x125).
Task: "Make Springfielders Crowd the Gates to Springfield Glen" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Return With the Overstuffed Money Bag". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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All right, back up everyone.
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Chief Wiggum, what's going on here?
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Now that it's back, the entire town is trying to peek inside the Country Club. I'm here to stop the peeking.
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Good job, Officer. Now, if you'll just let me by—
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Sorry, members only.
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But, but…
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That's right. Get your non-member butt outta here.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Susan
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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What do you mean I'm not allowed in?
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The club gave me a list of members, and you're not on it.
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I need to go IN to fix that issue!
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Chief Wiggum, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.
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Ha! In your face, officer of the law!
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There's too much drama here. I'm going back to the squad car for a cat nap.
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My apologies, Mayor Quimby.
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That's all right. Besides, I've brought my membership dues.
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Yes, about that. We need to have a conversation.
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Dear God. I never like when lawyers "need to have a conversation".
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Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x100).
Task: "Make Springfielders Try to Bribe Wiggum to Get Inside" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Clear His Throat". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Test the Heft of the Money Bag". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Since its return, Springfield Glen Country Club has seen an explosion in popularity among our city's finest. Its membership has ballooned.
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There's always room for the finest of the fine — the Mayor!
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I regret to inform you…Springfield Glen is no longer accepting new members. The offer to reinstate you has been rescinded.
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So I ran around town with this large sack of money for nothing?
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Not for nothing. Yoink! *snatches the sack out of Quimby's hands and runs* You just helped me!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Those small-minded idiots at Springfield Glen think that they can have a club that I'm not allowed in? Diamond Joe Quimby gets in whatever club he wants!
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Ahh, Springfield Glen…with the hoyvin-glavin-loop-de-loops and the doyvin-dodgin lower taxes to infinity!
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Lisa Simpson, please translate what this goofball is saying.
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Professor Frink is saying there's a loophole in the tax code that lets places like Springfield Glen pay much lower property taxes than they should.
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They're charged the same rate as ranchers and farmers who worked these lands in the 1800s for playing the fairways today.
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So, if the loophole was closed, they'd be forced to pay much more today.
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Plotzing and plotting, scuttle-scheming a bucket of dastardly-do-wrongs!
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What's he saying?
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Sounds like you're up to no good.
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Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x115).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Draft Legislation in His Head". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Worry How Responsible She Is". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Promote His Podcast". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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…my podcast covers many different social stratas that uphold our boysen-hoyvin society—
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I still don't get the Professor. But no matter. Thank you, Miss Simpson. Joe Quimby never forgets a good deed!
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When all I want you to do is forget that my good deed helped you.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Springfield Glen Entrance
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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Do you smell that, Mr. Burns? Freshly-cut grass, the wind in the trees…pure solitude and peace.
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Quit your waxing on and fetch my clubs. With Springfield Glen finally reopened, it's time to reclaim my Thursday morning tee time.
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Mr. Burns, may I extend to you the full hospitality of Springfield Glen Country Club and thank you for your generous—
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Skip the pleasantries. Just hand me my score card.
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Well, about that… With the increased membership, we've needed to add another golfer to your tee time.
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Oh, that won't work for Mr. Burns. He despises most people.
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Hold your mashie, Smithers. It's been a while since I made a friend on the links. Who is this chum I'll be clubbing with?
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Task: "Collect Golf Tees" (x165).
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make the Squeaky Voice Teen Look Up Mr. Burns' Partner". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Prepare to Crush His Opponent". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Be Certain Something Will Go Wrong". The job takes place at Springfield Glen Country Club, Golf Courses, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Here's your partner. Mr. Amadopolis?
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Oh dear.
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C. Montgomery Burns! Fancy seeing you here!
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There must be some mistake. What is he doing in this Springfield members-only establishment?
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The Shelbyville Country Club is still missing. The previous incident at your plant seems to have changed the layout of this city, so why not come here and see what all the fuss is about.
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This is quite nice, even if their taste in members leaves a bit to be desired.
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Smithers, put my clubs back in the Stutz. I'll play next week when this grifter is gone.
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Sir, Mr. Amadopolis has reserved this time slot in perpetuity, the same as you. You'll be playing together every week.
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Smithers, release the hounds!
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They're all back at the house, sir.
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Then release the squirrels or bunny rabbits! Release something!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Burns' Hounds' Quarters
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Currency-earning jobs
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Character(s)
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Time
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Reward
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| Make Homemade Tees
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Golfing Homer, Caddy Bart, Lisa, Marge, Quimby, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Susan, Homer, Bart
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4h
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Visitable Homes
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 5, 45
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| Purchase Tees
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Aristotle Amadopolis
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The Golfin' Dolphin, Shops, Visitable Homes
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7, 70
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| Purchase Space-Age Super Tees
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Evelyn Peters, Golfer Dr. Hibbert, Golfer Dr. Nick
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8, 70
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