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Nothing So Sweet
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Shiver Me Barnacles
Required characters: Nathaniel
Optional characters: Willie
Internal name(s): NothingSoSweet
ID(s): 266016 - 266018


Nothing So Sweet is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Shiver Me Barnacles content update. It requires Nathaniel to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Nathaniel's exclamation mark
Nathaniel - Happy The Candy Shoppe is back and better than ever, and I have the citizens of Springfield to thank.
Dr. Hibbert - Happy I'm your biggest fan! The more sugar you provide, the more patients I get!
Nathaniel - Happy Anyway, why not repay their kindness by offering one free bag of candy to every customer?
Moe *holding garbage bag* He never said how big a bag!
Task: "Make Nathaniel Sell Sweets". The job takes 4 hours.
Homer - Mouth Full This candy tastes so much better knowing that it's free.
Marge - Annoyed Homer, go easy on the sugar...
Nathaniel Don't worry, Marge, as long as he's chowing down on sweets, he won't be drinking himself into oblivion.
Homer - Drunk I'm drunk off candy!
Marge - Sad It's always the same with you.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Nathaniel's exclamation mark
Nathaniel Well, the Candy Shoppe is doing great business, but there's a lot of Springfield I have to thank for giving us a second chance.
Nathaniel - Happy And how better to show that than by helping out?
Task: "Make Nathaniel Offer Repair Services". The job takes 4 hours.
Willie - Angry Ach, what's with that gear in your hand, laddie?
Nathaniel - Surprised Pardon me sir, I was just lending a hand, giving back to the town we've been so graciously raised in.
Willie - Annoyed I'm the handyman in these parts! Mending's my middle name, and I won't be usurped like some John Balliol!
Nathaniel - Confused Who is John Balliol?
Willie - Angry Did you never take Scottish History, you daft dunlin?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Nathaniel's exclamation mark
Willie - Annoyed Oh look, it's the guy trying to steal my gig as the angry handyman.
Nathaniel Is there anything I can help you with?
Willie - Suspicious Stop being so nice, it's weird and annoying!
Nathaniel - Annoyed It's just in my nature to help out... but if it makes you feel better, you can Venmo me.
Willie - Suspicious Ok, fine, I do have a wee problem. Do you know a way to get ink stains out of carpet?
Nathaniel - Confused Hmm, ink stains? How much ink are you talking?
Willie - Annoyed Well, the budget got cut at the school, so now all the kids are using ink and the feathers I pluck from my goose, Goosius!
Goosius Honk!
Willie - Sad Anyway, the kids are spilling ink all over the new carpets.
Willie - Sad It's like a Jackson Pollock painting in there!
Nathaniel - Confused Hmm... have you tried baking soda?
Willie - Annoyed Do ye think I'm some gowkish Grampian?! Of course I've tried baking soda!
Task: "Make Nathaniel Try to Clean Carpets". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Willie is owned: Task: "Make Willie Pour Himself a Glass of Scotch". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Nathaniel Well, I tried every stain removal process, but I guess this ink is permanent.
Goosius Honk!
Willie - Happy What a great idea, Goosius!
Nathaniel - Confused You speak goose?
Willie Goosius thinks we should just stain the entire carpet with ink!
Nathaniel - Happy Actually, that's a pretty good idea, Goosius.
Goosius Honk!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20