  
The Fourth Spirit of Christmas
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| The Fourth Spirit of Christmas
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Fourth Spirit of Christmas is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Christmas Peril content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between January 3, 2023 and January 11, 2023
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Our top story tonight continues to be the snowstorm that has had a truly catastrophic effect on our town.
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Many residents have found themselves unable to leave their homes as the snow has completely covered their doors and windows.
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Those residents who are wealthy enough to afford such extravagances as a second floor may still be able to leave their homes, but that might involve crawling out a window.
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Truly this is shaping up to be the greatest storm in the history of our city.
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Reporting to you live from my beach house in Malibu, this is Kent Brockman signing off...
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...suckers.
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What do you mean the mic was still on? What the f— *static*
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Marge? Why don't we have a beach house in Malibu?
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Well, let's compare our vacation home budget to our beer budget...
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Never mind.
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Task: "Collect Snow Jackets" (x185).
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Show Homer Their Budget". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Fail to Pay Attention". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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So, if you hadn't drunk any Duff for the last 32 years, we'd have at least $175,000 more than we currently do.
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What?
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Yes. Since Moe charges you about $5 a Duff, and you drink about three a day...
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No, not the money! It's that you think I've been going to Moe's for 32 years. How old do you think I am?
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*annoyed murmur*
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Acorn-Obsessed Squirrel
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| After completing Pt. 1
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What do you mean, I can't deliver presents this year?
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It's exactly what it sounds like. The snowstorm has grounded you.
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But we live in the North Pole!
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Actually, ever since you moved to Springfield for the 2014 Christmas Event, you technically live here AND the North Pole.
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I don't know why I sold that beach house to Brockman.
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Task: "Collect Snow Jackets" (x185).
If Santa Claus is owned: Task: "Make Santa Announce Present Delivery is Canceled". The job takes place at Santa's House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Attempt to Riot From Their Homes" (x10). The jobs take place at Visitable Homes and take 4 hours.
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People of Springfield! This is Mayor Quimby, coming to you from City Hall.
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Like you, I am appalled at the lack of planning from Santa Claus, leading to the cancellation of presents this year.
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But I must urge you to stop rioting in your own homes, as this will not solve anything.
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What do you mean no presents? Do you expect me to wear that fur coat for two years in a row? *throws vase*
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*ducks* This – er, um – is what I mean...
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Why does it not surprise me that people started wrecking their own homes when they learned Santa wasn't coming?
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Isn't being jaded great, Lis?
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Do you even know what "jaded" means?
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No.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Christmas Court House
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| After completing Pt. 2
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I know everyone is feeling down because the storm is cancelling everything, but that doesn't mean we can't still have a great Christmas!
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Marge, I love you, but unless you bought a closet full of Duff before McGrew ruined beer forever, I doubt even your positive attitude can save this holiday.
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Come on, Dad. Christmas isn't just about beer. It's about family, and spending time with the ones you love!
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Lisa, it's time you learned one of the great lessons about life.
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Oh no.
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This should be formidable. And, no, I don't know what formidable means.
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Task: "Collect Snow Jackets" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Explain What "Family Time" Really Means". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Avoid Having Her Dreams Crushed". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Try to Stop Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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And so, Lisa, Daddy needs Duff to help make spending time with his family bearable!
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I don't know what's worse. The fact that I believed every word of that or the fact that this is the most heartfelt conversation we've ever had about Christmas.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Hey, Lisa? I know you just had your childlike belief in Christmas crushed and all, but do you hear that?
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Hear what?
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Sounds like someone walking across the roof.
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Oh! Santa came after all! Quick, everyone, pretend you're asleep!
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*snores*
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Dad's way ahead of you, Mom.
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Task: "Collect Snow Jackets" (x185).
Task: "Make the Simpsons Pretend to be Asleep" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
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Whoaaaaa! *falls out of the fireplace*
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Aah! The mole people are invading!
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Mr. McGrew? Are you okay?
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I don't remember there being a step down in my foyer. I'll have to speak to my butler.
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Mr. McGrew, you're not in your foyer. This is the Simpsons' house.
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*wipes the soot from his face* It's a miracle! The Spirits of Christmas have shown me how to spread goodwill and cheer!
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Huh. He DID see our play after all.
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I have presents for everyone! *opens a bag and starts handing out gifts*
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A case of original Duff! The nectar of the gods!
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"The Collected Works of Charles Dickens" including "A Christmas Carol" in its first edition!
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Radioactive Man Comics #1! And a dictionary. This is so munificent!
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A MRS. Plow jacket?! This is the best Christmas ever!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Springfield Public Schools Snowmobile
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Mr. McGrew, I'm confused. These are amazing gifts, but why did you buy up all the buildings in Springfield?
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Oh, Aunt Rita. You've been hitting the sherry a bit too hard this year, haven't you? *chuckles*
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Lisa, why don't you help Mr. McGrew crawl out the window in the attic? The snow hasn't covered that yet, and I don't think anyone wants him to be stuck here overnight.
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My goodness, what a lovely blue Christmas tree. *tries to hang an ornament on Marge's hair*
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Good idea, Mom.
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Task: "Collect Snow Jackets" (x225).
Task: "Make Lisa Help Mr. McGrew Climb Out the Window". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. McGrew Climb Out the Window". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Easy, easy. There you go!
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Thank you, Lisa.
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Wait, you know who I am?
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Of course. You're Lisa Simpson, one of the brightest minds in Springfield. And you always seem to end up right in the middle of any disaster or plot development.
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I don't understand. You planned all this?
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Of course. I bought up all the businesses in Springfield to ensure they'd survive the storm.
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I've got more money than I know what to do with, so it's the least I can do. A cash infusion here and there to keep their businesses afloat while customers are snowed out.
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And when the storm passes?
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The former owners will find the deed to their store back in their possession. It's not my goal to run the place, far too much work.
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This seems too good to be true.
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I learned my lesson when the Spirits visited me all those moons ago. This is just my attempt to pass that lesson along.
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Well...thank you, Mr. McGrew.
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Don't mention it!
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Seriously. Don't mention it. Watching people react to me like I'm a blind, senile old coot is my greatest amusement these days.
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And an excellent legal defense to all the criminal mayhem I commit.
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*shouting* Hey, Lisa! Did you put that old guy out the window yet?
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Merry Christmas, Lisa Simpson! *crawls out the window*
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Merry Christmas, Mr. McGrew!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Snow Day Lisa
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Reward
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| Dig Snow Jackets Out of Closets
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Lisa, Bart, Marge, Moe, Ned, Milhouse, Wiggum, Homer
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4h
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Visitable Homes
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 5, 45
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| Buy Snow Jackets at Discount Prices
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The Ghost of Christmas Past, Mr. Costington, Mr. Plow, Plow King, Ebenezer Burns
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Sprawl-Mart, Costington's, Tomorrow's Costington's, Kwik-E-Mart, Brown House
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7, 70
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| Have Custom Snow Jackets Tailor-Made
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Charlie, The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, The Ghost of Christmas Present, Old Man Winter
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Appropriations Cultural Artifacts, Banana Dictatorship, Abercrombie & Rich, Carnaby Street, Costington's, Tomorrow's Costington's, Turban Outfitters, Victor's Secret, Spiffany's, Java Server
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8, 70
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