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Bless Us All
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Christmas Peril
Required characters: Tiny Tim, Youngsters
Optional characters: Bart
Internal name(s): BlessUsAll
ID(s): 263043 - 263045


Bless Us All is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Christmas Peril content update. It requires Tiny Tim to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Tiny Tim's exclamation mark
Tiny Tim Thank you for the new crutches, Reverend Lovejoy.
Rev. Lovejoy It's the least we can do for someone who's been so helpful in filling our pews every Sunday.
Tiny Tim I'm just happy to help. Your church is so warm and inviting, it feels like a home.
Helen Lovejoy We always want to think of the children, you know.
Tiny Tim - Happy Thank you, miss.
Jessica Lovejoy - Angry Okay, Bart. What's your angle, here?
Tiny Tim - Confused Why do people keep calling me Bart?
Jessica Lovejoy - Angry Come on, Bart. Even my parents figure it's just some scheme, but as long as you're putting butts in the seats...
Tiny Tim - Confused Scheme? Seats? Butts?
Jessica Lovejoy - Angry Okay, look, if it's not an act, prove it!
Task: "Make Tiny Tim Prove He's Not Faking". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Remain Unconvinced" (x5). The jobs take place at First Church of Springfield, Springfield Episcopal Church, Mega Church, First Church of Lard Lad, Orphanages, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored That doesn't prove anything. Anyone can fall on their face.
Bart - Curious Who fell on his face?
Jessica Lovejoy - Sad Bart?! Uh oh. Somehow, I suspect my parents aren't going to think taunting a kid on crutches is a good look for their angelic daughter.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Tiny Tim's exclamation mark
Tiny Tim - Happy Thank you for your help back there.
Bart Don't mention it. You said your name was Tim?
Tiny Tim Yes. Tiny Tim.
Bart - Curious You're the same size I am. Why do you keep calling yourself "tiny"?
Tiny Tim - Confused Maybe to distinguish me from the other, bigger Tims in town.
Bart - Thinking Actually, we're up to over 500 characters in Springfield and I think you're the first Tim.
Tiny Tim Really?
Bart Let's go to the Town Hall and check the Census.
Task: ">Make Tiny Tim Consider the Odds". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Count the Playable Characters". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Tiny Tim Wow. I'm the only Tim in Springfield.
Bart Technically, we don't know the Blue-Haired Lawyer's name, but you should feel good about your chances.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Tiny Tim's exclamation mark
Bart All right, Tim - I mean, Tiny Tim - what do you want to do now?
Tiny Tim - Happy I just want to experience the joys of nature. The air here is so clean, it's nothing like my home.
Bart - Confused The air in Springfield is clean? Where are you from?
Tiny Tim Victorian London. Coal-burning chimneys everywhere. I'd be in an iron lung if they made one that could fit my crutches.
Bart - Sad Maybe we should take the road that avoids the tire fire.
Task: "Make Tiny Tim Experience the Joys of Nature". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Realize This is More Lisa's Thing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Bart Hey, Tiny Tim. I want you to meet my sister, Lisa. She's into nature, too.
Tiny Tim - Happy Hello, Lisa. I have three sisters of my own.
Lisa I'd like to meet them.
Bart Give it time, Lis. The devs will probably add them when they get desperate for characters next Christmas.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20