  
Of Clunkers and Junkers
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| Of Clunkers and Junkers
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Of Clunkers and Junkers is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hell on Wheels content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing End of the Road
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Your car just died right in front of this gas station!
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Perfect timing, huh?
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Hello, folks. Boy, that was quite a racket your car was making…until it suddenly went completely silent.
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Is that a bad sign?
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Not for me. I'm putting a new deck on my house.
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*grumble*
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Could be worse. You could be having a heart attack.
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I wish!
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Task: "Collect Mufflers" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Get His Car Checked Out". The job takes place at the Parking Lot Lot Lot, a Parking Lot, Shop, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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So how bad is it?
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Well, your transmission is shot, your suspension's collapsed, the brakes are worn down — do you want me to go on?
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Is the carburetor loose?
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Uh, no…
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I told you that wasn't the problem, Marge.
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…'cause I couldn't find it. It must have fallen out a few miles back.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Gasso Station
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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I can't live without a car! I have to drive to work. And to Moe's when I'm pretending to take my car to get it serviced.
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I'm sorry, sir, but there's no way I can get this vehicle back on the road.
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Wait a second, Dad! I'm sure I can get his car working again — at least long enough for us to be able to charge him.
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Billy, we've been over this. You're not ready yet.
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Couldn't we at least let him try?
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Last week he connected an air intake hose to a water pump.
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…
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And is that ba—?
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Yeah, it's bad.
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But at least he didn't connect a water intake hose to an air pump.
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Hush! Don't give him any ideas!
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Task: "Collect Mufflers" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Beg Mechanic to Let Billy Fix His Car". The job takes place at the Gasso Station, a Shop, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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I believe in you, Billy!
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And now your car is on fire.
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D'oh!
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It was an honest mistake! I was being very honest when I touched those wires together by mistake.
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Son, you just don't have the touch.
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Except when it comes to touching wires together! Hah!
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What are you laughing at? Your car is on fire.
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At least he didn't connect a water hose to the air pump.
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That might have put out the fire.
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D'oh!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Billy
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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What are we going to do now?
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I'll get a rental car while we go car shopping. Our insurance should cover it.
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Do you want me to give you a ride to the rental place?
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That's okay. I already called Lenny. He'll give me a ride.
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To the car rental place?
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Eventually.
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Task: "Collect Mufflers" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Make a "Pit Stop" at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Drive Homer to Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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One rental car, please. Here's my insurance card.
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Oh, great! If you have Platinum Protection, I can rent you a 2022 sports car with satellite radio. *looks at card* Uh-oh.
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Is that a Platinum Protection uh-oh?
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No, sir. You have Aluminum Foil Protection.
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And what can I get with that?
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A 1974 hatchback with an eight-track player.
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Uh-oh.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Renter-Prise Dent-A-Car
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Time for some family car shopping!
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Aw, Dad, I thought we were getting frosty chocolate milkshakes!
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*suck suck*
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Maggie's right. Suck suck.
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Quit complaining. We're going to Kliff's Kar Chalet.
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Homer, I don't think we can afford anything here.
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Marge, the sticker price is for the rubes. Watch me wheel and deal the pants off this sales guy.
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Sir, you deserve a car that matches you in every way: Rugged, powerful, and hardworking. The Road Monster XXXL 550!
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Here, take my pants!
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Task: "Collect Mufflers" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Worship the Road Monster XXXL 550". The job takes place at Kliff's Kar Chalet, a Shop, Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Kliff is owned: Task: "Make Kliff Shine Homer On". The job takes place at Kliff's Kar Chalet and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Give Kliff Some Serious Side-Eye". The job takes place at Kliff's Kar Chalet, a Shop, Brown House, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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And tell me, my good man. What does the Road Monster have for the discriminating back seat passenger?
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A 24-inch touchscreen with streaming video and a Sorny Yaystation comes standard.
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Here, take my shorts, too!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Road Monster XXXL 550
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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Homer, this is ridiculous. There's no way we can afford it!
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Relax, Marge. Watch and learn.
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So Kliff, you know how I became an astronaut and now every billionaire on earth wants to go into space, too?
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You give me one of these Road Monster XXXL 550s for free and you'll have to fight those space billionaire buyers off with a stick.
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I tell you what Homer, you pay full price for the Road Monster, and when the first billionaire buys one, I'll give you this Kliff's Kar Chalet travel mug.
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Ooooh, it keeps liquids both hot AND cold! You got yourself a deal.
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Maybe Maggie can use it as a sippy cup.
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*suck suck*
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Let me just run your credit and…oh…I've never seen a NEGATIVE number come up.
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Is that bad?
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It is for me. I was hoping to use this sale to put a new deck on my house.
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Aw! Isn't there something you can do for us?
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There is! I'm going to send you to a buddy of mine who I think can put you in something more in your price range.
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Can I have my pants back?
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Not with that credit rating.
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Task: "Collect Mufflers" (x195).
Task: "Make Simpsons Follow Kliff's Directions" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Dump, a Brown House, or the Simpson House and take 4 hours.
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The Auto Yard? Homer, this is a junk yard!
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One man's junk is another man's garbage.
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Gene "No-Helmet" Dupree!
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In the bruised and battered flesh! What are you folks doing here anyhow?
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My car broke down and Kliff sent us here to find one we could afford.
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Well, at least you got out of there with your pants.
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These are rentals.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Auto Yard
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