  
Motivation to the Masses
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| Motivation to the Masses
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Motivation to the Masses is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the New Year New You content update. It requires Tab Spangler to be obtained.
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| After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
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My test run of Serenity Ranch's new approach was a total success if I do say so myself.
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But I wish I knew how to get the word out to the massive masses...
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Want some business advice from a guy who's never run a business?
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No. Is there anyone smarter around or more qualified?
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Like, uh, Rich Texan or Hank Scorpio?
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Okay, fine. I'll go and get them...
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Here's Rich Texan and Hank Scorpio.
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*fires gun* Marketing your weight loss technique is way too expensive.
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Yeah, what you need to do is bring your brand directly to the people. The fat people!
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I know just what to do...
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Is it something evil?! Because I LOVE evil businesses!
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Task: "Make Tab Spangler Contemplate Promotion Ideas". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Coach Tab Spangler". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If The Rich Texan is owned: Task: "Make Rich Texan Coach Tab Spangler". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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Thanks for that swell advice, team! Now that I'm an insult comic, I can make fun of every Springfielder that's out of shape!
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You ARE evil! My advice was more about how you could become a motivational speaker for your brand...but insult comic?! That's crazy!
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Let's see it, insult comic. Insult me now! Roast me like a Thanksgiving Turkey!
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Oil men are a thing of the past. Solar power is the future!
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That wasn't an insult... You think I don't know about green energy? I keep a diverse portfolio! *fires guns*
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Hmm, I guess I do need to work on my insulting.
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You just need someone better to practice on. How 'bout Kirk?!
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I don't know... I don't really like getting my feelings hurt.
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Hey look! It's the guy who drives a Prius but paid the $100 deposit on a Tesla just so he can pretend to be one of the "cool" dads.
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*crying* I'm going to get that Cybertruck, you just wait!
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That was more mean than funny. Maybe you should stick to motivational speaking.
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You're probably right, Hank Scorpio.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
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I'd like to thank you for letting me invite myself to speak here at the Springfield Comic-Anime-Biker Con!
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Who is this dude?
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Folks, let's be honest: you all are a sad lot. Woefully weak, out of shape, and all-around underperformers.
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I'm trying to get in shape with all my kung fu!
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But it doesn't have to be that way! You have it in you to be your OWN superhero, and I can help you do it.
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It's a fair point. The Caped Crusader turned himself into the most feared champion of justice through hard work and discipline.
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Give me a break! In real life no one could master kung fu, crime solving, and parallel parking in that short a time!
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Trust me! I've tried!
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Task: "Make Tab Spangler Fail to Regain Nerds' Attention". The job takes place at Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Nerds Argue With Bikers About Comic Books" (x3). The jobs take place at Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and take 3 hours.
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...and THAT is why it is totally possible to perform an emergency tracheotomy while fighting ninjas with a broken skateboard!
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The only thing more ludicrous than your argument is how much you paid for that ironic Cthulhu 2020 t-shirt.
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It's not ironic! I wrote Cthulhu in when I voted!
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I feel like I lost them.
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It happens. That'll be forty-five dollars, by the way.
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What? I'm a volunteer speaker!
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Yeah, plus we don't validate parking.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
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Okay, Number 908, who'd you line up to speak at this month's Stonecutters meeting?
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Uh, well, Sideshow Raheem cancelled at the last minute, but I found this guy trying to get people to listen to him outside the Sprawl-Mart.
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I'm not impressed, 908, but I guess it's too late now. May as well let him talk while Number 50 figures out how to tap the keg.
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Almost got it!
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I'm Tab Spangler, here to help you all unleash your inner potential and achieve all your dreams...
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I'm skeptical but listening.
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Task: "Make Tab Spangler Motivate the Stonecutters". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge, Convention Center, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Number 1 is owned: Task: "Make Number 1 Get Motivated". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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That was more impressive than I expected. Next month's Stonecutters retreat shall be at Serenity Ranch!
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Really? Finally I'll make some money!
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How? We're the Stonecutters. We don't actually pay for anything.
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What? Why would I do that?
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Well, we can make you a temporary honorary Stonecutter.
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What does that get me?
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We'll validate your parking for tonight.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
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*sigh* I can't believe it's come to this...
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Listen up students, Sideshow Raheem cancelled at the last minute, so today's assembly will feature motivational speaker Todd Springer.
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Aw, man! I was looking forward to Sideshow Raheem layin' down some hard truths.
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Look kids, the bottom line is you can't succeed in life without motivation, and I got bills to pay at Serenity Ranch...
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So get your parents to check in this weekend and you'll get into a good school...or something... I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
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I can't tell if this is a performance art piece or he's just losing it.
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Anyway, everyone knows the only way to motivate kids is through abject bribery.
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Yeah! What do we get out of this deal? Some candy? A carton of cigarettes? Ramen? Cash?
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I can accept credit card payments via my new phone app.
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Task: "Make Tab Spangler Break Down and Give Up". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Convention Center, or a Visitable Home and takes 5 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Make Demands" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Convention Center, or a Visitable Home and take 5 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tab Spangler's exclamation mark
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Ah, what's the use? I was a fool to think I could succeed with a business that tries to improve people in this town!
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I hear ya, brother. People keep inviting me to their places to speak, and I get tired of running back and forth all over town.
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Wait, people actually want to hear you speak?
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Oh yeah. Makes 'em feel "woke". And people like it when I scare their kids into submission. I don't dig it myself, but it pays the bills.
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What if all these people came to you instead of you having to go to them?
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Then I'd be living the dream, man. But what kind of crazy talk is that?
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The kind that just might work...
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Task: "Make Tab Spangler Promote New Business Model". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Sideshow Raheem is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Raheem Cash In". The job takes place at Serenity Ranch, Convention Center, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Aztec Theatre, Adult Education Annex, Springfield High School, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Welcome, everyone, to the new Serenity Ranch Woke and Wellness Center! Corporate retreats are our specialty.
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Brilliant idea, Tab! Not evil, kind of the opposite of evil...but brilliant!
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Yeah, this ranch reminds of the ranch I grew up on! Any oil on it, by chance?
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Thanks for all the advice guys. Now, the retreat costs $10,000 per person.
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What? All my funds are tied up in the bond market and the killing James Bont market, so—
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You two weren't thinking of not paying, were you?
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Uh, do you take oil leases?
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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