World of Wifecraft

World of Wifecraft

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Game of Games The Sequel Required characters: Cleric Marge, Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart

World of Wifecraft is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update. It requires Cleric Marge to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It's the dry cleaning of the future! OK, I found them... Hey, what's this? I've received an email from Earthland Realms... It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn't hurt to just check in on things... Task: "Make Homer Wait for His Pants". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Alright, I'm in! Now, let's see what my Cleric needed help with. I'll just walk to that virtual mailbox. *reading* "Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!" "The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they're looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots." Ugh, they're just trying to buy me off with some free stuff. Although...with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion... I'll just play until then, and THAT'S IT. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Where's Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready. Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don't answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen. Okay, I've got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self! But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades! Task: "Make Homer Walk to the Kitchen Without Pants". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make Marge Lose Track of Time Playing Earthland Realms". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Marge! What are you doing in here? Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion. What are you talking about? And where's dinner? It's not time for dinner. It's only – Oh my gosh! It's eight o'clock! There's no dinner? Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid? *mouth bubbling* And whose fault is that? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark *phew* It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it. *knocks on door* Hello, ma'am. I've got a special delivery for "Cleric Marge". Is that you? Gil? What are you doing here? Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, "Jester Gil", has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego... Anyway, here's your message: "Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it's been nearly two hours since you last logged in..." "Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor." An Amulet of Nuxinor? I've been looking for one of those since I first started! *logs back into Earthland Realms* Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support! Task: "Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Honey, I'm home. But I don't smell tacos. Are you dead? Oh jeez, what time is it? *logs out of game* Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties. I know, I know... Wait, what did you say? You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning... Oh really? And you don't think I'm allowed any time to myself? Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep. And I'm gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU'RE sleeping on the couch! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that? Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn't spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself. Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy. What if you made your own Earthland Realms character? Then you could harass Mom in the game just like in real life. Wait, I have an idea. What if I make my own Earthland Realms character and torment her in the game until she quits? I just said that, Homer. Sure you did. Now, time to buy a computer and enter the virtual world! Task: "Make Lisa Scoff". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make Bart Roll His Eyes". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Finished at last... Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs. Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go. Now that I'm getting the hang of this, I think I'll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it's seen Marge anywhere. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I'm coming up on its lair now... I'd better be cautious... *gasp* Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend! I'll use one of my magic spells on it. *casts spell* By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout! Task: "Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. *phew* I think that did it. Are you okay, Mister Barbarian? Marge, you saved me! And you did it with such pizzazz, I hardly recognized you! Homer, is that you? What are you doing here? I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it's pretty great. Just look at my butt! *poses* *chuckles* You do look rather dashing in that loincloth. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing? Who can keep track of time when you're busy looking this good? I think it's time for dinner and we need to feed the kids. Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. *logs out of game* Task: "Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make Bart Complain". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make Lisa Complain". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Make dinner? Dad, no, that's Mom's job! Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we're going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together. Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms? We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove... And those are for...? For baking! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the MMORPG video game World of Warcraft.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games The Sequel quests
The Mysterious Gamer • Dubstepping Up Your Game • Zero G Whiz • A Fat Lot of Good • To the Ends of the Earth • Watch the Skies
Hugh Jass	Pain in the Jass
The Game Master	Crazy Happy Fun World
Cleric Marge	World of Wifecraft
Lady Milhouse	Lady in Dread
Pirate Nelson	Mutiny on the High Suburbs
Strawberry	Malibu Scheme House
Wall E. Weasel	Woeful Weasel
Cosine Tangent	Do the Math