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Zero G Whiz
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Zero G Whiz
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Zero G Whiz is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Game of Games The Sequel content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
Between June 19, 2020 and July 16, 2020
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*grumbling* Just gimme a minute, Strawberry. I’m working on world domination here…
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Strawberry? Wait a second…I know who you are!
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Yeah, you literally just said my name. I’m Strawberry.
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No, not you. The Game Master!
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Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x150). Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Rip Off The Game Master’s Hood". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Gasp Again" (x4). The jobs take place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and take 30 minutes.
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Milo?! The owner of Coolsville Comics?
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You’re The Game Master?
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But…why are you doing this? You were so nice before.
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Before? You mean ten years ago, the last time any of you shopped at my store?
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Uh…we just…forgot where Coolsville was?
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It’s literally across the street from The Android’s Dungeon!
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He speaks true. Though I have blocked my view of his shop with a strategically placed promotional poster for the remake of ROBOCOP.
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And you’re gonna pay for that, Comic Book Guy. You’re ALL gonna pay! Mwaaaahahahahahaha!
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Whatever, babe. Can we go now?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Game Master
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Characters that can do the "Gasp Again" job include:
Pt. 2
After completing Pt. 1
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Hey, I finally found another one of The Game Master’s high scores.
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Is it Bonestorm?
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Is it Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge?
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Nah, it’s some game called Gymnasteroids.
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*reading* A sci-fi epic. Compete in a zero-G space gymnastics tournament for intergalactic supremacy.
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Intergalactic supremacy, huh? Alright kids, we’re headed to the gym. It’s time to get trained up!
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You want us to do REAL gymnastics?
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Here are your leotards.
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Why did you already have these in your car?
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Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x125). Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Practice Gymnastics" (x2). The jobs take place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and take 2 hours. Task: "Make the Kids Get Creeped Out By the Trunkful of Leotards" (x2). The jobs take place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and take 2 hours. If Milo is owned: Task: "Make The Game Master Spy on the Kids As They Train". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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Ugh, this game sucks. I can’t even get past the first zero-G balance beam routine. Can I take off this leotard, already?
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No. It is crucial for full immersion. You must be one with the leotard.
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It’s so tight. I’m not getting any circulation to my boy areas…
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Did somebody say zero-G space gymnastics?
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No! Go away, Homer!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Lee Carvallo Standee
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Characters that can do the "Practice Gymnastics" and "Get Creeped Out By the Trunkful of Leotards" jobs include:
Pt. 3
After completing Pt. 2
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Dad? What are you doing here?
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Kids, if there’s one thing I know a lot about, it’s space.
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Because of that one time NASA sent you to–
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Because of that one time NASA sent me to space, yeah.
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But more important than that, I have mastered the inner zen required for one’s body to achieve zero-G.
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Because of that one time you became a–
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Because of that one time I became a Buddhist monk, yeah.
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Again, I really feel like we should be focusing on dexterity training, hand-eye coordination…
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Meditate with me, children.
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Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x125). Task: "Make Homer Teach the Kids Zen". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Meditate" (x4). The jobs take place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Begrudgingly Put the Leotards Back In His Trunk". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, Springfield Gymdandee, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Okay, you’ve all got the zen down. Now it’s time you learn to withstand the tortures of space.
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Everybody hop in the space simulator! But first, strap on these horse feed bags. If anything comes out when you hit seven G’s, this’ll keep it firmly on your face.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Space Simulator
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Characters that can do the "Meditate" job include:
Pt. 4
After completing Pt. 3
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Gahh, I’m gonna be sick.
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Keep that feed bag on if you know what’s good for you.
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Martin, how are you not sick?
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Mr. Simpson’s tutelage has brought me an enlightened state of inner peace.
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And not a speck of vomit at eight G’s!
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It appears that we’ve found our Gymnasteroids player. Martin, are you ready for this?
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Put me in, coach!
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Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x125). Task: "Make Martin Do Zero-G Gymnastics in Spaaaaaaaaaaaccee". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Take Nausea Pills Then Cheer On Martin" (x3). The jobs take place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Be Proud of His Pupil". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Towel the Sweat From Martin's Brow". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Milo is owned: Task: "Make The Game Master Try to Sabotage the Gymnasteroids Machine". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Look at him go. I’ve never seen a nerd be so impressive!
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He’s almost got the high score! He just needs to nail the virtual orbiting pommel horse!
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*crawling behind the machine* If I can just…reach…the power cord…
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Look! The Game Master!
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*does a double split leap forward aerial cartwheel and Yurchenko vaults over the machine* Don’t even think about it!
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Ow! I think you broke my nose!
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Martin’s brought out the laser baton twirlers. He’s really gonna do it!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Take Nausea Pills Then Cheer On Martin" job include:
Pt. 5
After completing Pt. 4
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And hands up, arch the back, big smile for the judges.
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Woo! He did it!
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*crawling out from behind machine* Dangit, to get that high score, do you know how many weeks of gymnastics training I had to do in NASA’s zero-G training pool?
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Fine, it was my backyard pool.
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Fine, it was my bathtub.
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Task: "Collect Energy Drinks" (x175). If Milo is owned: Task: "Make The Game Master Shake His Fist in the Air". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make The Evergreen Terrors Gloat" (x4). The jobs take place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and take 2 hours. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Demand His Autographed Picture Back". The job takes place at Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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I can’t believe I tricked these idiots into believing they live in a simulation. What a bunch of rubes.
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Milo, what happened to the tree next to the shop? It was there a minute ago…
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I don’t know. It’s probably just that “Spontaneous Misplacement Phenomenon” people always talk about. Nothing to worry about.
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Also, don’t call me Milo. I am now…THE GAME MASTER.
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*groan*
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Bart's Moon Mansion
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Characters that can do the "Gloat" job include:
Currency-earning jobs
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