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The End of the Beginning
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| The End of the Beginning
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Tapped Out Quest Information
| Level:
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26
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| Update:
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Winter 2015
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| Required characters:
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Maggie, Marge, Homer, Lisa, Bart, Moe, Sea Captain, Quimby, Mr. Burns
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| Optional characters:
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Squeaky Voice Teen, Lenny, Carl
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| Previous quest(s):
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Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 2
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| Next quest(s):
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Play-Dough's Republic
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The End of the Beginning is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update.
During the Winter 2015 event, the quest required Level 15 to start.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
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*suck* *suck*
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Oh, you want to go for a walk with Mommy? That's one job I'd love to do!
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Wait, I'm sure I've seen you carrying her around town before.
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That was just a sack of flour.
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And all those Mommy & Me classes?
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Also the flour. I needed to get out of the house. It's not easy taking care of a bag of flour twenty-four hours a day.
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| Task: "Make Marge Take Maggie for a Walk". The job takes 8 hours.
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It's so much nicer carrying a real baby than a flour baby. Finally I can show you off to all the gluten-free moms!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark
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*suck* *suck*
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Again? Sweetie, we just finished a walk five minutes ago.
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*suck* *suck*
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If I wanted a job that took eight hours a day, I'd get one that paid.
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Just kidding. Who's ever heard of a "working mother"?
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| Task: "Make Marge Take Maggie for a Quick Walk". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark
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*suck* *suck*
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Ugh, Maggie -- I simply can't go on another walk with you. Maybe if there was a stroller in this game, or at least a Baby Bjorn.
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How about I get your Daddy to walk you instead?
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Sorry, I'm already busy watching Maggie. She's holding my beer and showing me this really interesting recipe for cookies.
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That's the bag of flour!
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| Task: "Make Homer Spit Take". The job takes 6 seconds.
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You tricked me, Flour Maggie. You'll rue this day… or should I say roux this day!
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Hahahaha! That's-a funny-a one-a! Finally a joke-a for me, Luigi!
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Glad you liked it. I said it, but I don't get it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Mom, maybe you should enroll Maggie in daycare. Outsourcing our responsibilities as human beings is an American tradition.
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Let my kids be raised by someone else? Wouldn't that be acknowledging my failure as a mother?
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Can someone drive me down to the police station? Wiggum left the lens cap on when he took my mug shot last week.
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Then again, trying something new with parenting isn't always a bad idea.
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Task: "Make Marge Research Daycare". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Build the Police Station".
Task: "Make Homer Take Bart to Retake His Mug Shot". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours.
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I had no idea how important daycare is for babies.
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Did you know that babies that don't attend daycare are 100% less likely to form memories in daycare?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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I didn't want to enroll Maggie in a daycare where all they do is paint, clap their hands and listen to music.
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But then I found out about preschools, where children learn to paint, clap their hands and listen to music.
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But isn't preschool just the same thing as daycare?
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No sweetie, they have different names -- one which sounds like we're good parents, and one which sounds like we're lazy.
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But they do the same things! The only difference is that daycare is a little bit cheaper.
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Cheaper, eh?
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Task: "Make Marge Apply to Preschools". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Apply to Daycares". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Maggie was too young for any of the schools I applied to.
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There's a bunch of elementary schools in this town, even a high school, but nothing for pre-K.
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We did get into the Stonecutter's Daycare, but that was a limited-time building from a long time ago. Almost no one's got it.
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There's only one thing to do. We need to build something new.
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Got it. I'll build the fire department -- you get the basket!
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That's not what I meant.
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| Task: "Build Ayn Rand School for Tots". It takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry, but we can't accept your daughter Maggie. We received your application too late.
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Too late?! This place just came into existence!
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If you loved your child, you'd have found a way around that. As it is now, our wait list is several years long.
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So I needed to apply when I was pregnant?
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No, you needed to apply when you first signed up for ReadyToSettle.com.
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This is stupid! And I know stupid -- I'm the guy who blew up this town in the first place!
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Are you threatening to let that happen again if I don't let Maggie into our school?
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I wasn't. Should I?
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No, we would never kowtow to the threat of violence. We do however kowtow to the threat of stupidity.
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The only way we can ensure someone with as dangerously inept a parent as yourself doesn't become dangerously inept herself is to educate her.
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Task: "Make Homer Mention Blowing up the Town". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Start at Preschool". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 8 hours.
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Wow. My stupidity scares people into giving me what I want? I'm just like President Bush!
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Bush isn't president anymore.
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He's not?! Is he king now?
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Maggie can start today! Please, Mr. Simpson, just don't go to work.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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The IRS finally found out that I faked my own death, so I've got to call in all your bar tabs.
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Hey Moe, remember that time I blew up the town?
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No need to go crazy, Homer. I'll just make up a fake dependent I never see because my fake ex-wife got custody.
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How about Hazel? I've always wanted to lose custody of a Hazel.
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Task: "Make Homer Mention Blowing up the Town". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Tear Up Homer's Bar Tab". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 9
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Sir, you can't park there.
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Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I blew up the town?
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Yarrr, we have a quota of five hundred shrimp per all-you-can-eat session.
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Blew Up The Town.
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There is no possible way we can name a holiday after you!
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B.U.T.T.
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If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Reroute Parade". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sea Captain Cull the Sea for the Last of its Shrimp". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall".
Task: "Make Quimby Name a Holiday After Homer". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Acronymize Acronyms". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
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Close the banks! I pronounce today Homer Day!
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B.U…
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The first in the eight day celebration we call Homerka!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 10
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Mr. Burns! I demand a raise… as well as paid time off for Homerka, Rosh Homershana, and Simpsom Kipur.
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Keep in mind that I'm that guy who blew up the town, and that will make you say yes to me for some reason.
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No, you’re the man who THINKS he blew up the town. The truth is you had nothing to do with it.
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| Task: "Make Homer Do 10-Hour Spit Take". The job takes 10 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 11
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I distinctly remember destroying the town. There's even a video of it you can watch in the front of the store menu.
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Pish. You were at your workstation… or should I say "doesn't work"-station.
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I had it disabled years ago, on the recommendation of every other safety inspector at the plant.
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What you've been working on is nothing more than a child's toy with spinny wheels and lights that blink when you push the big button.
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Oh!!! So THAT'S how you get the lights to blink.
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Task: "Make Homer Play at His Workstation". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Teach Homer How It Works". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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Sing together, A, B, C...
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You're the head of plant safety...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 12
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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One Duff beer for you and one Duff pureed beets for the baby. That'll be 12 dollars.
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Put it on my tab, and then rip up that tab unless you want me to blow up the town again.
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Nice try. Lenny and Carl overheard your conversation with Mr. Burns and told me all about it.
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Sorry, buddy. Slow news day.
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Thanks a lot! Just wait ‘til everyone thinks YOU blew up the universe when YOU really didn't and YOU want to keep it a secret!
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Task: "Make Homer Drown His Sorrows in Beer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Maggie Drown Her Sorrows in Beets". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 13
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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So if Homer didn't blow up Springfield, who did?
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I guess we'll never know, unless someone who witnessed the events miraculously steps forward. Perhaps at this very moment…
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*suck* *suck*
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Hey, I think Maggie's trying to tell us something!
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Say it again slowly.
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*suck* … *suck*
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Okay, that didn't work. Why don't you just draw it on this napkin?
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So the one-eyebrowed baby blew up the town? How is that possible?
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Well, Maggie DID shoot Mr. Burns. And there's that baby that talks in the E*Trade ads. Kids today are precocious.
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We've got to go to Maggie's preschool and look for this evil baby.
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Task: "Make Homer Search for the Unibrow Bomber". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 16 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Tag Along Because He is Bored". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 16 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Tag Along Because He is Bored". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 16 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Tag Along Because He is Bored". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 16 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 14
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Check out what I found in the Unibrow Baby's cubby. It looks like a manifesto!
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I can't read this. It's all illegible crayon scribbles.
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The only thing I can tell for certain is that whoever wrote this is a deranged sicko.
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That's not the manifesto -- that's my memoir "Why Not Moe?".
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Here's the thing the baby wrote.
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Oh, okay. This is much more legible.
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Who is this “ROSA"?
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You're not pronouncing it right! You need to roll the R. R-r-r-r-r-osa!
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Mr. Burns?! Why are you here?
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I'm looking for the nuclear plant's next Vice President of Operations.
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You mean I'm getting promoted?
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Get real, fopdoodle! This job requires someone more youthful and full of energy!
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| Task: "Make Mr. Burns Recruit Babies to Work". The job takes place at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 15
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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This daycare is excellent! I haven't had such a steady supply of child labor since the plant did "Take Your Child to Work Month."
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Oh yeah, Maggie loved that "screw in tiny screws for an hour" game!
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Wait a minute! You force babies to do manual labor at the plant?
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I don't, no. That's why I built R.O.S.A. -- the Robotic Offspring-Sitting Automaton.
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Oh right, that was the silver lady in the manifesto.
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Okay, enough explaining! Let's get back to reading it already.
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Wow, this R.O.S.A. looks like a real task-master, making those babies do her bidding.
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I would never let someone order ME around like that.
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| Task: "Make Homer Go on a Job". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 16
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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So Mr. Burns built a robot to exploit babies, one of the babies got mad, and the whole universe blew up. It all makes sense.
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None of that makes sense, Homer.
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Especially the part about my robot exploiting babies. She was incentivizing them!
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She gave them sugar to make them work, Benadryl to make them sleep, and donuts as a reward for a job well done.
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Mmm… donuts. Also, mmm… sugar and mmm… Benadryl.
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It seems like we're still missing a piece of the story.
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Well, R.O.S.A. had a built-in nanny-cam. If we could recover her pieces, perhaps we could see what happened right before the explosion.
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*moans* I knew this was going to turn into collecting things.
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Make your Springfielders search the town for R.O.S.A.'s scattered parts. Keep looking until you find all of them!
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| Task: "Find R.O.S.A Parts" (x24).
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| After finding one part
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We found a part! It looks like… a leg.
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It's an arm, Dad.
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Nope. I’m pretty sure it's a leg. This robot must be tiny!
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It is not tiny! That's an arm…
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Let's keep looking everyone, only a few parts to go! Almost there.
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Yes, let's rebuild the tiny robot and find out what happened.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 17
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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We've found all the R.O.S.A. pieces except one… her feather duster.
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What does she even have a feather duster for? She's a nanny, not a maid.
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Children get dusty too. But we need that piece -- it contains the surrogate motherboard.
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But it's impossible! We've looked everywhere!
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Everywhere in our MAIN Springfield. But there's one place we haven't looked…
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Oh God, no. You don't mean…
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That's right. That place we dread… that haunts us in our nightmares… that we pretend doesn't even exist…
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Krustyland.
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Nooooooooooo!!!!
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Nooooooooooo!!!!
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Nooooooooooo!!!!
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Let's just draw straws and get this over with.
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Task: "Make Homer Draw the Short Straw". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 seconds.
Task: "Build the Krustyland Shuttlebus".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 18
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Woo-hoo! I drew the short straw so I don't have to go, and all you long straw guys are stuck going to Krustyland.
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That ain't the way drawing straws work, Homer.
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ARRGGGGHHH!
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Fine, I'll go. If the shuttle crashes on the way to Krustyland, tell Marge and the kids I died happy because I didn't make it to Krustyland.
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| Task: "Go to Krustyland".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 19
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Ugh, this place is awful… and it’s so far from Springfield. That shuttle bus took like 16 seconds!
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It's the only amusement park so boring that even the gangs won't come here!
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| Task: "Make Homer Find the Last R.O.S.A. Part A.S.A.P. to Get Out of Krustyland". The job takes place at the Krustyland Entrance and takes 4 hours.
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Bye, Krustyland. Forever this time. I'm serious.
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Would you like your hand stamped so you can re-enter?
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Has anyone ever asked to re-enter this place?
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No. Thank you for not punching me in the face for asking.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 20
| After completing Pt. 19
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| Task: "Go to Springfield".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 21
| After completing Pt. 20
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Okay, we've assembled all the pieces. Let's turn this robot on.
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Hello, I am R.O.S.A. What can I do for you, mister?
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Ooh, mister. I like her already.
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We need to see your video from right before the explosion.
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Of course. Please enter the password.
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Password?
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| New Character: R.O.S.A
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| Task: "Make Homer Guess Mr. Burns's Password". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
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Did you try "Excellent"?
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Yeah, it didn't work.
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Try "Excellent1".
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That's it! His catchphrase plus the year he was born.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 22
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I'm confused. What were those things the one-eyebrowed baby put in R.O.S.A.'s battery compartment?
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Fuel rods. You know, the things your job is to keep from overheating?
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Oh, that makes sense.
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Now that that's clarified, can you explain everything else that happened in the video?
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No. But if anyone asks me at a dinner party, I'm going to say yes so that people don't think I'm stupid.
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Regardless of whether that scene had a meaning or not, the important thing is that we spend hours debating it's meaning in the Tapped Out forums!
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Task: "Make Moe Argue Online That Maggie Created Sky Finger". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Troll the Forum with Shirtless Selfies". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Carl is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Argue Online it's a Retelling of the Genesis Myth". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Lenny is not owned: Task: "Make Bart Complain Online That the Game's Not Good Anymore". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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