Homie the Clown/Quotes
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:Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music
- Homer: Clown is funny.
- Lenny: Hey Homer, is not that sector you were supposed to be monitoring on fire?
- Four clowns tumble into room to clown music
- Homer: Clowns are funny.
- Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame
- Carl and Charlie: AUGH! HELP US!
:Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement
- Lisa: Wow, Dad, if there ever was a bastardized version of Krusty, I am glad it is you.
- Homer: Thanks kids. And this is for you.
- Homer's flower shoots water at Lisa and Bart
- Bart and Lisa: DAD! ha ha
- Krusty: "Today you have graduated from Krusty's Klown Kollege. Now go home and do flea markets, card shows, movie premieres and all the other piddling crap I would not touch with a ten-foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins, er, I mean sheepskins.
- Luigi: "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
- (people get mad)
- Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty."
- (people forgive him)
- Luigi: "Yeah, you see how you scum."
- Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty
- Homer: You have to believe me, I am not Krusty! My name is Homer Simpson!
- Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through our club?
- Homer: Ulp! Er, Barney Gumble!
- Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps stalking my sister?
- Homer: Eeek! Uh, Joe Valachi!
- Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the U.S. Senate about organized crime?
- Homer: Benedict Arnold!
- Fat Tony: The same Benedict Arnold who conspired to surrender West Point to the hated British?
