Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes
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"Treehouse of Horror XI"
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- Nelson: Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!
- [Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.]
- Homer: Hmm, sugar walls.
- Lisa: Father! I knew you'd rescue us.
- Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good. [takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam]
- Suzanne: That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!
- Marge: Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?
- Homer: Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.
- [At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods.]
- Homer: So long, kids! [throws Bart and Lisa into the woods] Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister.
- Bart: Other brother and sister?
- [They see skeletons who look like them.]
- Bart and Lisa: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Lisa: Face it, they're not great parents.
