The Day the Earth Stood Cool/Quotes

Quotes

Season 24 Episode Quotes

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Terrence: Sorry, gents, we're fresh out. I only make one batch a day. When they're gone, I'm done.

Homer: Oh, no more donuts?!

Clancy Wiggum: Make more or I shoot! I'm not bluffing. Come on. What have I become? It's not a good feeling when you're saying, "what have I become?" more than once a day.

Marge: Maggie's a little hungry.

Emily: Oh, you can go ahead and feed her. Corduroy could probably use a snack.

Marge: Hmm, that's not applesauce.

Emily: Oh, uh, you don't have to be uncomfortable around another nursing mom. Breast-feeding's just a healthy thing we all do.

Marge: It sure is! There's nothing more natural than... that. It's just that Maggie's already milked me today.

Emily: I'm sorry we judged you, Marge. Your formula saved us all.

Marge: I guess I do feel a little bad about not breastfeeding my kids. Except Lisa. I breastfeed Lisa for nine months.

Marge: Maybe we shouldn't rush things with the new neighbors. You know, we might not all be a perfect match.

Homer: I have a plan to deal with that. Step one: Change everything about ourselves until we are super-cool. The end.

Marge: But I always thought you were cool.

Homer: Honey, I'm not cool. I was never cool. I didn't go to college. Every CD I have, I bought at a car wash. Black-and-white films make me angry. I can't pronounce "artisanal." I only know David Cross from the Chipmunks movie. Not only do I like Van Halen, but I think they keep getting better.

Marge: Oh...

Homer: But if me and my kids do the same stuff as Terrence and his kids, I could be a cool dad.

Marge: Well, sweetie, if it's that important to you, I guess we can try.

Homer: Thanks, baby. Here, have a bracelet made of a '70s educational film strip.

Marge: Ooh, hygiene!

Marge: Are you wearing a wallet chain? You look like a barista!

Homer: Well, you won't be laughing when you see how many pickpockets this thing catches.

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Moonshine River • Treehouse of Horror XXIII • Adventures in Baby-Getting • Gone Abie Gone • Penny-Wiseguys • A Tree Grows in Springfield • The Day the Earth Stood Cool • To Cur, with Love • Homer Goes to Prep School • A Test Before Trying • The Changing of the Guardian • Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing • Hardly Kirk-ing • Gorgeous Grampa • Black-Eyed, Please • Dark Knight Court • What Animated Women Want • Pulpit Friction • Whiskey Business • The Fabulous Faker Boy • The Saga of Carl • Dangers on a Train