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| − | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Sorry about the landing, boys. This fog is so thick I can't see my own cataracts. | + | :''[After flying to Cuba]'' |
| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Sorry about the landing, boys. This fog is so thick I can't see my own cataracts. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[filling out his tax return]'' Okay, Marge, if anybody asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people and Bart was wounded in [[Vietnam]]. |
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'm not the thief; the government is. Every year you make hardworking Joes like my reporter friend pay income taxes. And for what? Aid to ungrateful foreigners, do-nothing nuclear missiles, tomb polish for some unknown soldier. | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'm not the thief; the government is. Every year you make hardworking Joes like my reporter friend pay income taxes. And for what? Aid to ungrateful foreigners, do-nothing nuclear missiles, tomb polish for some unknown soldier. | ||
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} It was. | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} It was. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[pointing to a display case]'' Oh, you'll find this amusing: the suit Charlie Chaplin was buried in. |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} ( | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''(wearing an FBI listening device)'' Hey, see you're watching the ball game. Looks like a good one. Any of you involved in any illegal activity? Cause I could sure go for some. How bout you, Lenny? Testing, testing. Lenny? |
| − | {{qf|Lenny}} You saying you want to commit a crime, Homer? | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} You saying you want to commit a crime, Homer? |
{{qf|Homer}} Maybe. But first I need to hear about some other crimes to get me fired up. | {{qf|Homer}} Maybe. But first I need to hear about some other crimes to get me fired up. | ||
| − | {{qf|Carl}} You mean like the time you was running moonshine out of your basement? | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} You mean like the time you was running moonshine out of your basement? |
| − | {{qf|Barney}} Or that telemarketing scam you pulled? | + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} Or that telemarketing scam you pulled? |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Uh . . . like those, but involving you. | + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh... like those, but involving you. |
| − | {{qf|Moe}} Oh, you mean like the time Barney beat up George Bush? | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Oh, you mean like the time Barney beat up George Bush? |
{{qf|Homer}} Barney!? That was me! And I'd do it again. | {{qf|Homer}} Barney!? That was me! And I'd do it again. | ||
| − | {{qf|Charlie}} Why stop there, Homer? My militia has a secret plan to beat up all sorts of government officials. That'll teach them to drag their feet on high definition TV! | + | {{qf|[[Charlie]]}} Why stop there, Homer? My militia has a secret plan to beat up all sorts of government officials. That'll teach them to drag their feet on high definition TV! |
{{qf|FBI Agent}} You're under arrest for conspiracy! | {{qf|FBI Agent}} You're under arrest for conspiracy! | ||
{{qf|Moe}} How'd they finger Charlie? Somebody must have ratted him out. | {{qf|Moe}} How'd they finger Charlie? Somebody must have ratted him out. | ||
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- [After flying to Cuba]
- Mr. Burns: Sorry about the landing, boys. This fog is so thick I can't see my own cataracts.
- Homer: [filling out his tax return] Okay, Marge, if anybody asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam.
- Mr. Burns: I'm not the thief; the government is. Every year you make hardworking Joes like my reporter friend pay income taxes. And for what? Aid to ungrateful foreigners, do-nothing nuclear missiles, tomb polish for some unknown soldier.
- Mr. Burns: That intrepid lad is my great-grandfather, Franklin Jefferson Burns, tossing that without a care for what the caffeine would do to the Finway Flounder.
- Homer: Is that a fish?
- Mr. Burns: It was.
- Mr. Burns: [pointing to a display case] Oh, you'll find this amusing: the suit Charlie Chaplin was buried in.
- Homer: (wearing an FBI listening device) Hey, see you're watching the ball game. Looks like a good one. Any of you involved in any illegal activity? Cause I could sure go for some. How bout you, Lenny? Testing, testing. Lenny?
- Lenny: You saying you want to commit a crime, Homer?
- Homer: Maybe. But first I need to hear about some other crimes to get me fired up.
- Carl: You mean like the time you was running moonshine out of your basement?
- Barney: Or that telemarketing scam you pulled?
- Homer: Uh... like those, but involving you.
- Moe: Oh, you mean like the time Barney beat up George Bush?
- Homer: Barney!? That was me! And I'd do it again.
- Charlie: Why stop there, Homer? My militia has a secret plan to beat up all sorts of government officials. That'll teach them to drag their feet on high definition TV!
- FBI Agent: You're under arrest for conspiracy!
- Moe: How'd they finger Charlie? Somebody must have ratted him out.
- Homer: Oh, that's ridiculous, Moe. End transmission.
